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<blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7163908" data-attributes="member: 6801229"><p><span style="color: #008000">"The day is fresh anon dearest and we shall but rise the end of it yay?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">A mumbled group "Yay" replied the unmotivated voices.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">"For today we find Flora the Eye-em."</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">"Eye-em? I thought she was Chintz."</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">"No I'm quite sure. I've been researching. She is an Eye-em. From a curious off-race of Dragons. Come along."</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">The wood from an Aeofel Tree was expertly whittled down from wide branch to beam. From there it was cut exquisitely as only a 30 year seasoned set of hands could cut. Masterwork <em>tongue and groove</em> cladding left what is now known as an <em>offshoot</em>. It was on this day 6523 AX that the term <em>offshoot</em> was coined. In fact it was this very scenario that made it famous. The leftover piece of wood was not needed. The master carpenter took it in blistered hand and threw it wildly over their shoulder. It twisted and tweened in the air over itself and over and over until it but jammed butt-first into the ground. It had landed awkwardly. Half on a step up to the infamous fighting tavern <em>Double Axe to the Back</em>. Half on the step, half off. </span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">"Come along now. My first clue leads me to this brawling Tavern. We must make ourselves known here by sending a message to parties unknown."</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Freddy Maybe was fighting the House champion Johnny One-eye. His partner Billy Nobody was already down and out. This was not going well for Freddy. The smell of sweat and an occasional fragrance of <em>B.O. for Men</em>, permeated the arena. The crowd cheered loudly waiting, baying for the <em>Koo day graar</em>: a special end move for Johnny One-eye.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">It was too loud for Tippy to make his excellent voice heard. Luckily at the domain of Envoy school, they were trained in how to overcome this. Through the power of Thermateggy/Thormatergy/Thorermetalergy Thor, He augemted his voice.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">"We have come to send a message." At that, Tippy took one step forward and the <em>offshoot</em> of Aeofel wood underneath his field-full plated boot snapped. Now normally if Aeofel wood snaps there is no problem. However half of the wood shot up at an incredible speed. Tippy's unbalanced form threw his chin forward. The offshoot rebounded off the throat-guard, and through velocities before now unheard of, shot forth and embedded into the singular good eye of Johnny one-eye. </span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">The room snacked into silence. Tippy unaware of his surroundings uttered his message.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">"Eye-em the Dragon. I hunt you. Eye-em the fire belcher you cannot hide from me."</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">After another second aflutter, the crowd stampeded in panic.....................</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rgoodbb, post: 7163908, member: 6801229"] [COLOR=#008000]"The day is fresh anon dearest and we shall but rise the end of it yay?" A mumbled group "Yay" replied the unmotivated voices. "For today we find Flora the Eye-em." "Eye-em? I thought she was Chintz." "No I'm quite sure. I've been researching. She is an Eye-em. From a curious off-race of Dragons. Come along." The wood from an Aeofel Tree was expertly whittled down from wide branch to beam. From there it was cut exquisitely as only a 30 year seasoned set of hands could cut. Masterwork [I]tongue and groove[/I] cladding left what is now known as an [I]offshoot[/I]. It was on this day 6523 AX that the term [I]offshoot[/I] was coined. In fact it was this very scenario that made it famous. The leftover piece of wood was not needed. The master carpenter took it in blistered hand and threw it wildly over their shoulder. It twisted and tweened in the air over itself and over and over until it but jammed butt-first into the ground. It had landed awkwardly. Half on a step up to the infamous fighting tavern [I]Double Axe to the Back[/I]. Half on the step, half off. "Come along now. My first clue leads me to this brawling Tavern. We must make ourselves known here by sending a message to parties unknown." Freddy Maybe was fighting the House champion Johnny One-eye. His partner Billy Nobody was already down and out. This was not going well for Freddy. The smell of sweat and an occasional fragrance of [I]B.O. for Men[/I], permeated the arena. The crowd cheered loudly waiting, baying for the [I]Koo day graar[/I]: a special end move for Johnny One-eye. It was too loud for Tippy to make his excellent voice heard. Luckily at the domain of Envoy school, they were trained in how to overcome this. Through the power of Thermateggy/Thormatergy/Thorermetalergy Thor, He augemted his voice. "We have come to send a message." At that, Tippy took one step forward and the [I]offshoot[/I] of Aeofel wood underneath his field-full plated boot snapped. Now normally if Aeofel wood snaps there is no problem. However half of the wood shot up at an incredible speed. Tippy's unbalanced form threw his chin forward. The offshoot rebounded off the throat-guard, and through velocities before now unheard of, shot forth and embedded into the singular good eye of Johnny one-eye. The room snacked into silence. Tippy unaware of his surroundings uttered his message. "Eye-em the Dragon. I hunt you. Eye-em the fire belcher you cannot hide from me." After another second aflutter, the crowd stampeded in panic.....................[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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