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<blockquote data-quote="Lanefan" data-source="post: 7165057" data-attributes="member: 29398"><p><span style="color: #0000FF">the boomerang came back ...</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #008000">... after a rather eventful trip. When thrown by Tippy it had sailed down the beach until, dropping a bit too low, it had been snagged and brought down by a wandering crab curious as to what was going on. On realizing from the boomerang's sharpened edges that it was a) supposed to be a weapon and b) was likely to be expected back at its point of origin sooner rather than later, the crab hopped on and got a nearby lobster to lob it back toward the battle...</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">...and so spinning back it came, carrying one very dizzy crab, and sliced through Ming's hair. This had a few effects: the halberd was freed, Ming became incoherently furious (she was rather vain about her hair, you see; and now there most of it was, lying in the sand), and the crab got lodged in what of Ming's hair was still attached to her. GRAB! "Owww!"</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">"It's fun to fly!" thought the crab, as he was thrown halfway across the bay by Ming to land with a splash and then sink beneath the waves. His last sight was of Tippy charging down the beach chasing his boomerang as it wobbled back toward the lobster.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Meanwhile, for the second time in a minute Albert's luck ran true. Using the distraction provided by the crab he got up and ran at Ming dagger first, and (amazingly) hurt her again! Tasha somehow got a hit in as well, and the Monk was left staggering. Macfeece, meanwhile, was just trying to both take it all in and write it all down in his <em>Journal of Adventury</em>...which wasn't so easy, given as his writing hand had just had a knitting needle put through it. Still, he persevered.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Then "HA!" rang out across the beach as the still-tussling Ha-fling and Johnny both vanished. A moment later she reappeared a bit battered but Johnny-less, threw a stone at nothing in particular, and sat down before she fell down.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Next round .........</span></p><p></p><p>Tippy (Theodore Ignatius Phillpot Price; Cleric-1; Hammer & Boomerang) - full h.p.</p><p>Macfeece (Wizard-1; books) - 1 h.p.</p><p><span style="color: #00FF00">Albert (Thief-1; a few coins) - 8 h.p.</span></p><p>Tasha (Half-Orc/Half-Orc Fighter-1; Halberd of Dragon Summoning & Sling) - full h.p</p><p><span style="color: #008080">Johnny (Fighter-3; no gear at all) - ? h.p, vanished</span></p><p><span style="color: #FF0000">Ming Vahz (Monk-8) - 2 h.p. left out of 34 full</span></p><p><span style="color: #FF0000">Ha! Fling! (Hobbit of The Planes) 3 h.p., stunned</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lanefan, post: 7165057, member: 29398"] [COLOR="#0000FF"]the boomerang came back ...[/COLOR] [COLOR="#008000"]... after a rather eventful trip. When thrown by Tippy it had sailed down the beach until, dropping a bit too low, it had been snagged and brought down by a wandering crab curious as to what was going on. On realizing from the boomerang's sharpened edges that it was a) supposed to be a weapon and b) was likely to be expected back at its point of origin sooner rather than later, the crab hopped on and got a nearby lobster to lob it back toward the battle... ...and so spinning back it came, carrying one very dizzy crab, and sliced through Ming's hair. This had a few effects: the halberd was freed, Ming became incoherently furious (she was rather vain about her hair, you see; and now there most of it was, lying in the sand), and the crab got lodged in what of Ming's hair was still attached to her. GRAB! "Owww!" "It's fun to fly!" thought the crab, as he was thrown halfway across the bay by Ming to land with a splash and then sink beneath the waves. His last sight was of Tippy charging down the beach chasing his boomerang as it wobbled back toward the lobster. Meanwhile, for the second time in a minute Albert's luck ran true. Using the distraction provided by the crab he got up and ran at Ming dagger first, and (amazingly) hurt her again! Tasha somehow got a hit in as well, and the Monk was left staggering. Macfeece, meanwhile, was just trying to both take it all in and write it all down in his [I]Journal of Adventury[/I]...which wasn't so easy, given as his writing hand had just had a knitting needle put through it. Still, he persevered. Then "HA!" rang out across the beach as the still-tussling Ha-fling and Johnny both vanished. A moment later she reappeared a bit battered but Johnny-less, threw a stone at nothing in particular, and sat down before she fell down. Next round .........[/COLOR] Tippy (Theodore Ignatius Phillpot Price; Cleric-1; Hammer & Boomerang) - full h.p. Macfeece (Wizard-1; books) - 1 h.p. [COLOR="#00FF00"]Albert (Thief-1; a few coins) - 8 h.p.[/COLOR] Tasha (Half-Orc/Half-Orc Fighter-1; Halberd of Dragon Summoning & Sling) - full h.p [COLOR="#008080"]Johnny (Fighter-3; no gear at all) - ? h.p, vanished[/COLOR] [COLOR="#FF0000"]Ming Vahz (Monk-8) - 2 h.p. left out of 34 full[/COLOR] [COLOR="#FF0000"]Ha! Fling! (Hobbit of The Planes) 3 h.p., stunned[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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