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<blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7168789" data-attributes="member: 6801229"><p><span style="color: #800080">Meanwhile, Xabatha ...Mother of Dragon, looked down at the calamity below. She landed gracefully and ordered everyone out of initiative. Then she ordered everyone to introduce themselves........</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"..........Really? That's your name?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"Ikidunot." </span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"Well I don't suppose you do."</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"Wait what?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"I said I..... Never mind. What about you?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"Tasha."</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"Well I don't know why but that name gives me the giggles."</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"Ha!" The She-hobbit popped in and then out again.</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"Oh you too. It is funny isn't it."</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"Fling." Another pop.</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"Fling What?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"Uhm I flung the lobster." Uttered Tippy, trying desperately to get to grips with this intro. Being a Cleric of the Envoy domain this coversation was sending judders up his spine.</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"And what, Lobster, do they call you?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"Claude."</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"Ah Claw. How appropriate."</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"It's Claude actually." The Cleric interjected.</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"Nonsense. We are near the Tower of Babel. All languages are translated here. Claude is French and so the 'D' is silent making it Claw."</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">Claude/Claw thought about this for a long moment and accepted it with a shrug which was quite difficult for a lobster. More of an antenna under-roll.</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"And you are?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"Tippy."</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"No wonder you couldn't get up that hill being drunk."</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"No..Tip...Never mind."</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"Last one. What do I call you?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"You can call me Al."</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"Ah Albert the Gr<strong><u>eight </u></strong>?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"What! No. Just Al"</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"How about Alig<strong><u>eight</u></strong>er?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"No."</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"<strong><u>Sucker</u></strong>."</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">"Damn it how did you know?" At that point the Octo-thief revealed himself to all in a display of flailing and writhing (which is difficult to do both at once) tentacles.</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">Bar De-Door observed this from up high. He didn't care. He had added another LOST soul to his Evil Party Campaign.....</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rgoodbb, post: 7168789, member: 6801229"] [COLOR="#800080"]Meanwhile, Xabatha ...Mother of Dragon, looked down at the calamity below. She landed gracefully and ordered everyone out of initiative. Then she ordered everyone to introduce themselves........ "..........Really? That's your name?" "Ikidunot." "Well I don't suppose you do." "Wait what?" "I said I..... Never mind. What about you?" "Tasha." "Well I don't know why but that name gives me the giggles." "Ha!" The She-hobbit popped in and then out again. "Oh you too. It is funny isn't it." "Fling." Another pop. "Fling What?" "Uhm I flung the lobster." Uttered Tippy, trying desperately to get to grips with this intro. Being a Cleric of the Envoy domain this coversation was sending judders up his spine. "And what, Lobster, do they call you?" "Claude." "Ah Claw. How appropriate." "It's Claude actually." The Cleric interjected. "Nonsense. We are near the Tower of Babel. All languages are translated here. Claude is French and so the 'D' is silent making it Claw." Claude/Claw thought about this for a long moment and accepted it with a shrug which was quite difficult for a lobster. More of an antenna under-roll. "And you are?" "Tippy." "No wonder you couldn't get up that hill being drunk." "No..Tip...Never mind." "Last one. What do I call you?" "You can call me Al." "Ah Albert the Gr[B][U]eight [/U][/B]?" "What! No. Just Al" "How about Alig[B][U]eight[/U][/B]er?" "No." "[B][U]Sucker[/U][/B]." "Damn it how did you know?" At that point the Octo-thief revealed himself to all in a display of flailing and writhing (which is difficult to do both at once) tentacles. Bar De-Door observed this from up high. He didn't care. He had added another LOST soul to his Evil Party Campaign..... [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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