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<blockquote data-quote="Lanefan" data-source="post: 7169987" data-attributes="member: 29398"><p><span style="color: #A52A2A">after what felt like an eternity they were irrigated out with a force of a galactic Thunderwave into...........</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #008000">...the very space they had just left, only it was noisier now as their thunderwave echoed around the mountain before rumbling off into the distance where it eventually destroyed two small barns and a cathedral before finally knocking off for home.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">"Oops" said a sheepish-looking Ha! - who did not look sheepish because she'd been turned into a sheep but still had that kind of ewe belong to me sort of look to her.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">"I got that wrong. Sorry." The small Halfling was right now looking very small, and a bit sad. "I keep forgetting I can't teleport...I have to do this always in two steps...off-plane, and then back on. And then there's the rock part. Forget that, and I'm hooped like a barrel." She picked up a couple of small rocks. "Anyone mind if we try that again, and this time I'll get it right?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Dubious looks came her way from all around but with no other choice Tasha and Ikidunot sidled up to Ha!, then they all moved to Tippy, it was just easier that way.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">"HA!"</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">And they appeared on a bleak gray rocky plain plane. The first thing Ha! did was throw one of her pebbles at random. Problem was, random ducked and she hit Johnny (!) square in the head. Johnny (anyone remember him?) had built up a fine head of steam in the hours and days and years he'd been stuck here, and released it now in a thunder-wavy-ous yell* as he charged at the little Halfling. Tippy clanked around to defend her and Tasha pulled out her legendary halberd and vaguely waved it in Johnny's general direction.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">* - but at least the barns and cathedrals were safe from this one, as this plane had no such fineries to offer.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Ha!, however, had other ideas. Timing it to perfection, she cried "HA!" just as Johnny reached her - and put the lot of them in the centre of Polearms Lacey just in time to see Xabatha and Alber't'ickle flying in from the east......</span></p><p></p><p>Tippy (Theodore Ignatius Phillpot Price; Cleric-2; Hammer) - 1 h.p.</p><p>-- Claude (Lobster; Tippy's familiar; Boomerang)</p><p>Ikidunot (aka Toothpaste) (Wizard-2; books)</p><p>Alber't'ickle (Octo-Thief-2; Dagger, a few coins and plenty of ink) - <span style="color: #FF0000">charmed, riding Xabatha</span></p><p>Tasha (Half-Orc/Half-Orc Fighter-2; Versatile Halberd +1 of Dragon Summoning & Sling)</p><p>Ha! Fling! (Hobbit of The Planes; several stones)</p><p>Johnny (Human Fighter-3) - <span style="color: #FF0000">18 h.p. of 20, enraged,</span> attacking Ha!</p><p>Xabatha (Dragon Mother of Dragon; Alber't'ickle)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lanefan, post: 7169987, member: 29398"] [COLOR="#A52A2A"]after what felt like an eternity they were irrigated out with a force of a galactic Thunderwave into...........[/COLOR] [COLOR="#008000"]...the very space they had just left, only it was noisier now as their thunderwave echoed around the mountain before rumbling off into the distance where it eventually destroyed two small barns and a cathedral before finally knocking off for home. "Oops" said a sheepish-looking Ha! - who did not look sheepish because she'd been turned into a sheep but still had that kind of ewe belong to me sort of look to her. "I got that wrong. Sorry." The small Halfling was right now looking very small, and a bit sad. "I keep forgetting I can't teleport...I have to do this always in two steps...off-plane, and then back on. And then there's the rock part. Forget that, and I'm hooped like a barrel." She picked up a couple of small rocks. "Anyone mind if we try that again, and this time I'll get it right?" Dubious looks came her way from all around but with no other choice Tasha and Ikidunot sidled up to Ha!, then they all moved to Tippy, it was just easier that way. "HA!" And they appeared on a bleak gray rocky plain plane. The first thing Ha! did was throw one of her pebbles at random. Problem was, random ducked and she hit Johnny (!) square in the head. Johnny (anyone remember him?) had built up a fine head of steam in the hours and days and years he'd been stuck here, and released it now in a thunder-wavy-ous yell* as he charged at the little Halfling. Tippy clanked around to defend her and Tasha pulled out her legendary halberd and vaguely waved it in Johnny's general direction. * - but at least the barns and cathedrals were safe from this one, as this plane had no such fineries to offer. Ha!, however, had other ideas. Timing it to perfection, she cried "HA!" just as Johnny reached her - and put the lot of them in the centre of Polearms Lacey just in time to see Xabatha and Alber't'ickle flying in from the east......[/COLOR] Tippy (Theodore Ignatius Phillpot Price; Cleric-2; Hammer) - 1 h.p. -- Claude (Lobster; Tippy's familiar; Boomerang) Ikidunot (aka Toothpaste) (Wizard-2; books) Alber't'ickle (Octo-Thief-2; Dagger, a few coins and plenty of ink) - [COLOR="#FF0000"]charmed, riding Xabatha[/COLOR] Tasha (Half-Orc/Half-Orc Fighter-2; Versatile Halberd +1 of Dragon Summoning & Sling) Ha! Fling! (Hobbit of The Planes; several stones) Johnny (Human Fighter-3) - [COLOR="#FF0000"]18 h.p. of 20, enraged,[/COLOR] attacking Ha! Xabatha (Dragon Mother of Dragon; Alber't'ickle) [/QUOTE]
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