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<blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7171743" data-attributes="member: 6801229"><p>Oh look. </p><p></p><p>Someone actually took the time out of their precious day to rate this thread: Average.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #0000CD">Alber't'ickle had to think fast ...</span></p><p><span style="color: #0000CD"></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">He wasn't good at fast thinking, he wasn't bad either really he was about <em>average</em>.</span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">His sleight of hand skills were not exceptional, nor were they disastrous, they were about <em>typical</em>. </span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">However, now he had many appendages, they were a little over <em>normal</em> he felt.</span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">Indeed he did feel with two of them for the panel behind him and tried again to type in the correct but <em>mundane</em> sequence behind his <em>average</em> back whilst talking to the Troll.</span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">Now this Troll by Troll standards, was pretty <em>standard</em>, almost <em>run-of the mill</em> as Trolls went. But he was still intimidating with his less than <em>average</em> vocabulary. </span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">"Uhm. Great Troll. On a rating from 1 to 5, 1 being terrible and 5 being excellent, How would you rate your job as guard of Troll Gate?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">"Er.......Wotz da number in da midduw of dat." That was a safe bet and a smart play.</span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">"3......<em>Average</em>."</span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">"Yeah dat one."</span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222">The octo-thief carried on his <em>typical</em> conversation as the gate opened again. The rest of the party snuck through between the Troll's legs and left this Giant thinking about his <em>usual</em>, <em>ordinary</em> and <em>unexceptional</em> life.</span></p><p><span style="color: #B22222"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rgoodbb, post: 7171743, member: 6801229"] Oh look. Someone actually took the time out of their precious day to rate this thread: Average. [COLOR="#0000CD"]Alber't'ickle had to think fast ... [/COLOR] [COLOR="#B22222"]He wasn't good at fast thinking, he wasn't bad either really he was about [I]average[/I]. His sleight of hand skills were not exceptional, nor were they disastrous, they were about [I]typical[/I]. However, now he had many appendages, they were a little over [I]normal[/I] he felt. Indeed he did feel with two of them for the panel behind him and tried again to type in the correct but [I]mundane[/I] sequence behind his [I]average[/I] back whilst talking to the Troll. Now this Troll by Troll standards, was pretty [I]standard[/I], almost [I]run-of the mill[/I] as Trolls went. But he was still intimidating with his less than [I]average[/I] vocabulary. "Uhm. Great Troll. On a rating from 1 to 5, 1 being terrible and 5 being excellent, How would you rate your job as guard of Troll Gate?" "Er.......Wotz da number in da midduw of dat." That was a safe bet and a smart play. "3......[I]Average[/I]." "Yeah dat one." The octo-thief carried on his [I]typical[/I] conversation as the gate opened again. The rest of the party snuck through between the Troll's legs and left this Giant thinking about his [I]usual[/I], [I]ordinary[/I] and [I]unexceptional[/I] life. [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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