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Message: <blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7171793" data-attributes="member: 6777052">"I'll get them eventually," muttered Time to himself. Then he had a cunning idea. "Time is an illusion," he reminded himself. He would cover the real oasis with an illusion to make it look like a mirage. Then, when they got to the oasis they would think it was just a mirage and go off searching for the other real one and never find it and perish in the desert. "Hah!" he thought, "That will teach them to waste my time."Then Time summoned his time-serving artificers and gave them clear and precise instructions about what to do to create the illusion. The artificers set to work with a will and called a meeting to decide about forming a working party to set objectives but the meeting was adjourned until next week because no-one had ordered the coffee as it wasn't on the agenda. Next week, the meeting reconvened to agree the agenda for the next meeting in a month's time and after lengthy debate that took up the entire morning it was passed unanimously with the chairperson exercising a casting vote. Then they appointed a secretary to the meeting who minuted that, despite all difficulties, real progress had been achieved. On a point of order, a motion was then tabled to the effect that the discussion about next month's agenda had been premature because it happened before the secretary had been appointed and proper procedures had not been followed. This was approved by the meeting so they had the discussion all over again after lunch and this time it was minuted."Oh, look," said Tasha, "There's an oasis over there."</blockquote>

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