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<blockquote data-quote="Lanefan" data-source="post: 7174166" data-attributes="member: 29398"><p><span style="color: #008000">Char-Ging saw the kobold's place at the mixing board get usurped and realized the intruders she'd seen above had somehow made their way down here. Here, to the den of all evil. Here, to her home. This could not be sanctioned. Intruders must die.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">She signalled Kate the Enchanter, who picked up a hidden microphone and started melding her wonderful voice in with the music, quickly entrancing almost everyone in the room other than the Drow (who were all so high on so many various chemicals it didn't matter anyway), her allies who had become well-versed in what their dangerous companion could do, one Hobgoblin and one Bugbear who somehow resisted, and the skeletons and other undead to whom charm held no meaning at all.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Johnny was lost in the music, and started dancing with some random skeleton. </span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Tippy was saved by the fact that his downed visor distorted sounds going in as well as coming out, but Claude soon learned what being a rock lobster really means and was immensely lucky not to be stepped on by various dancers as he made his way out onto the strobe-lit floor. </span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Igoatunot was saved only because he swore up and down that this wasn't in the book and therefore simply could not be happening. </span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Ha! realized what was Ha!ppening and that she Ha!d no chance unless she blipped off-plane and back, and so she did.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Tasha thought it all sounded hideous and started working herself up into a seriously bad temper...almost rage-like...</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">And Alber't'ickle, though not charmed, just thought Kate's voice was part of the music and mixed it in as best he could...and his best really was very good indeed.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Meanwhile Bar De-Door lived down to his name and did exactly that, moving behind the party and blocking the door they had come in through.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Char-Ging watched and waited, spells and tax forms at the ready.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Ming-Vahz strolled over to the dance floor. She had never forgiven that horrible lobster or its tin-pot owner for what had been done to her hair on that beach so long ago...and here they were, ripe for the plucking. Out came the knitting needles and on went the stiletto-heel shoes.....</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #FFFF00">Tippy (Theodore Ignatius Phillpot Price; Cleric-3; Hammer, unknown potion, 17 g.p.) - full h.p.</span></p><p><span style="color: #FFFF00">-- Claude (Lobster; Tippy's familiar; Boomerang) - <span style="color: #FF0000">charmed</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FFFF00">Igoatunot (was Ikidunot, was Toothpaste, was Macfeece) (Wizard-3 with 3x/day headbutt attack; books) - 6 h.p. of 9</span></p><p><span style="color: #FFFF00">Alber't'ickle (Octo-Thief-3; 3 daggers, magic club, 26 g.p., plenty of ink, a mixing board) - 3 h.p. of 18</span></p><p><span style="color: #FFFF00">Tasha (Half-Orc/Half-Orc Fighter-2; Versatile Halberd +1 of Dragon Summoning & Sling, 17 g.p.)</span></p><p><span style="color: #FFFF00">Ha! Fling! (Hobbit of The Planes; three stones, 17 g.p.) - full h.p.</span></p><p><span style="color: #FFFF00">Johnny (Human Fighter-3; magic khopesh that never misses, 17 g.p.) - 12 h.p. of 20, <span style="color: #FF0000">charmed</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #FFFF00"></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #00FFFF">Bar De-Door (Ultimate Sticky Evil Tank-Level 5)</span></p><p><span style="color: #00FFFF">Char-Ging (Storm Sorceress-Level 4)</span></p><p><span style="color: #00FFFF">Ming-Vahz (Way of the Hair and Knitting Needles Monk/Multiclass-Level 3/X)</span></p><p><span style="color: #00FFFF">Kate (Enchanter Wizard-Level-2)</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px">rgoodbb - nice job on picking up that this was going to be a disco, it's what I had in mind all along</span> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lanefan, post: 7174166, member: 29398"] [COLOR="#008000"]Char-Ging saw the kobold's place at the mixing board get usurped and realized the intruders she'd seen above had somehow made their way down here. Here, to the den of all evil. Here, to her home. This could not be sanctioned. Intruders must die. She signalled Kate the Enchanter, who picked up a hidden microphone and started melding her wonderful voice in with the music, quickly entrancing almost everyone in the room other than the Drow (who were all so high on so many various chemicals it didn't matter anyway), her allies who had become well-versed in what their dangerous companion could do, one Hobgoblin and one Bugbear who somehow resisted, and the skeletons and other undead to whom charm held no meaning at all. Johnny was lost in the music, and started dancing with some random skeleton. Tippy was saved by the fact that his downed visor distorted sounds going in as well as coming out, but Claude soon learned what being a rock lobster really means and was immensely lucky not to be stepped on by various dancers as he made his way out onto the strobe-lit floor. Igoatunot was saved only because he swore up and down that this wasn't in the book and therefore simply could not be happening. Ha! realized what was Ha!ppening and that she Ha!d no chance unless she blipped off-plane and back, and so she did. Tasha thought it all sounded hideous and started working herself up into a seriously bad temper...almost rage-like... And Alber't'ickle, though not charmed, just thought Kate's voice was part of the music and mixed it in as best he could...and his best really was very good indeed. Meanwhile Bar De-Door lived down to his name and did exactly that, moving behind the party and blocking the door they had come in through. Char-Ging watched and waited, spells and tax forms at the ready. Ming-Vahz strolled over to the dance floor. She had never forgiven that horrible lobster or its tin-pot owner for what had been done to her hair on that beach so long ago...and here they were, ripe for the plucking. Out came the knitting needles and on went the stiletto-heel shoes.....[/COLOR] [COLOR="#FFFF00"]Tippy (Theodore Ignatius Phillpot Price; Cleric-3; Hammer, unknown potion, 17 g.p.) - full h.p. -- Claude (Lobster; Tippy's familiar; Boomerang) - [COLOR="#FF0000"]charmed[/COLOR] Igoatunot (was Ikidunot, was Toothpaste, was Macfeece) (Wizard-3 with 3x/day headbutt attack; books) - 6 h.p. of 9 Alber't'ickle (Octo-Thief-3; 3 daggers, magic club, 26 g.p., plenty of ink, a mixing board) - 3 h.p. of 18 Tasha (Half-Orc/Half-Orc Fighter-2; Versatile Halberd +1 of Dragon Summoning & Sling, 17 g.p.) Ha! Fling! (Hobbit of The Planes; three stones, 17 g.p.) - full h.p. Johnny (Human Fighter-3; magic khopesh that never misses, 17 g.p.) - 12 h.p. of 20, [COLOR="#FF0000"]charmed[/COLOR] [/COLOR] [COLOR="#00FFFF"]Bar De-Door (Ultimate Sticky Evil Tank-Level 5) Char-Ging (Storm Sorceress-Level 4) Ming-Vahz (Way of the Hair and Knitting Needles Monk/Multiclass-Level 3/X) Kate (Enchanter Wizard-Level-2)[/COLOR] [SIZE=1]rgoodbb - nice job on picking up that this was going to be a disco, it's what I had in mind all along[/SIZE] :) [/QUOTE]
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