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<blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7200947" data-attributes="member: 6777052"><p><span style="color: blue">Goat, Tasha and Albert went outside to watch, as did most of the customers of the inn. Footnote the Bard was single-handedly attacking the orcs with flair, with elan, and with <em>Thunderwave</em> spells.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Should we help?" wondered Tasha.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"The bard or the orcs?" answered Goat nastily.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Look at the way he's blasting the snow away, so the orcs' skis hit bare rock and they fall over. I bet you can't do that."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"I wouldn't try. There's no point in just <em>annoying</em> orcs. You either slaughter them quickly or make friends. And he's not doing either."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"You're just jealous."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"At least I saved against his Charisma. You're just infatuated with him."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Guys, Guys!" interrupted Albert, half-wishing Tippy was back here to knock a few heads together. Without his leadership, the team was falling apart. "Let's just see how he gets on, shall we?"</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"My bet is, he runs out of spell slots before he runs out of orcs."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"How many do you think he has?"</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Twelve slots, and about two hundred orcs in waves of about ten."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Some encounters, you walk away from almost unscathed," suggested Albert philosophically. "Some, you don't walk, you <em>run</em>. I want to see if he knows the difference."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"What's he doing <em>now</em>?"</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Cartwheels?"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BoldItalic, post: 7200947, member: 6777052"] [COLOR=blue]Goat, Tasha and Albert went outside to watch, as did most of the customers of the inn. Footnote the Bard was single-handedly attacking the orcs with flair, with elan, and with [I]Thunderwave[/I] spells. "Should we help?" wondered Tasha. "The bard or the orcs?" answered Goat nastily. "Look at the way he's blasting the snow away, so the orcs' skis hit bare rock and they fall over. I bet you can't do that." "I wouldn't try. There's no point in just [I]annoying[/I] orcs. You either slaughter them quickly or make friends. And he's not doing either." "You're just jealous." "At least I saved against his Charisma. You're just infatuated with him." "Guys, Guys!" interrupted Albert, half-wishing Tippy was back here to knock a few heads together. Without his leadership, the team was falling apart. "Let's just see how he gets on, shall we?" "My bet is, he runs out of spell slots before he runs out of orcs." "How many do you think he has?" "Twelve slots, and about two hundred orcs in waves of about ten." "Some encounters, you walk away from almost unscathed," suggested Albert philosophically. "Some, you don't walk, you [I]run[/I]. I want to see if he knows the difference." "What's he doing [I]now[/I]?" "Cartwheels?"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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