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<blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7205294" data-attributes="member: 6777052"><p><span style="color: #008080">.............. open the Monster Manual on page.............</span> 278 <strong>Death Slaad</strong>.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue">"With a deft one-two of my magic halberd, I ... (rolls dice) ... scratch its left arm," announced Tasha.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">It was Footnote's turn next, but his player casually switched back into his natural role of DM. "The slaad attacks the wizard first," he announced. "with two greatsword attacks. They both hit and, Goat, you take 24 slashing 14 necrotic damage. You are unconscious at 0hp." There was a gasp around the table as he said this but he continued "The slaad uses its bite attack on Albert and hits for 9 piercing plus 7 necrotic damage."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"I use <em>Uncanny Dodge</em> to halve the damage," interrupted Albert. "So, rounding down, I only take 4+3=7 total. Then, for my turn, I rifle through Goat's pockets, pull out his Oyster Shell and, as my bonus action, I throw it away as hard as I can so that it falls into the sea."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Curses, foiled again!" cried Bar-De-Door in his mountain fastness, "My evil plan to whisper evil whispers through the Oyster Shell to evilly cause disssent in the party was working! It was an evilly brilliant plan! Now it is thwarted!" Then he kicked the mad orc chef next to him and blamed everyone but himself.</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"I knew that would happen," smirked Skald the Norn, "but you are doomed to ignore my advice, so I didn't bother to tell you."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">It was ex-DM Jones's turn next. "Adeliva gives a course belch, says 'Sod spells, it's too complicated,' and makes a grapple attack on the Slaad, which, surprisingly, succeeds. Then she moves to the ship's rail and drops it into the sea."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">There was surprise (with a small 's') around the table. "Would you rather play the Paladin?" wondered one of the other players. "We don't mind if you want to switch?"</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"No, I have this huge secret that I'm not going to tell you about."</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"What is it, then?"</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue">"Nice try."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BoldItalic, post: 7205294, member: 6777052"] [COLOR=#008080].............. open the Monster Manual on page.............[/COLOR] 278 [B]Death Slaad[/B]. [COLOR=blue]"With a deft one-two of my magic halberd, I ... (rolls dice) ... scratch its left arm," announced Tasha. It was Footnote's turn next, but his player casually switched back into his natural role of DM. "The slaad attacks the wizard first," he announced. "with two greatsword attacks. They both hit and, Goat, you take 24 slashing 14 necrotic damage. You are unconscious at 0hp." There was a gasp around the table as he said this but he continued "The slaad uses its bite attack on Albert and hits for 9 piercing plus 7 necrotic damage." "I use [I]Uncanny Dodge[/I] to halve the damage," interrupted Albert. "So, rounding down, I only take 4+3=7 total. Then, for my turn, I rifle through Goat's pockets, pull out his Oyster Shell and, as my bonus action, I throw it away as hard as I can so that it falls into the sea." "Curses, foiled again!" cried Bar-De-Door in his mountain fastness, "My evil plan to whisper evil whispers through the Oyster Shell to evilly cause disssent in the party was working! It was an evilly brilliant plan! Now it is thwarted!" Then he kicked the mad orc chef next to him and blamed everyone but himself. "I knew that would happen," smirked Skald the Norn, "but you are doomed to ignore my advice, so I didn't bother to tell you." It was ex-DM Jones's turn next. "Adeliva gives a course belch, says 'Sod spells, it's too complicated,' and makes a grapple attack on the Slaad, which, surprisingly, succeeds. Then she moves to the ship's rail and drops it into the sea." There was surprise (with a small 's') around the table. "Would you rather play the Paladin?" wondered one of the other players. "We don't mind if you want to switch?" "No, I have this huge secret that I'm not going to tell you about." "What is it, then?" "Nice try."[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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