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<blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7205625" data-attributes="member: 6801229"><p><span style="color: #008080"><em>Leaf on the Wind</em> sailed on, leaving the Death Slaad to float or drown. No-one really cared. There was no background for this Slaad, No motivation or thought-out crisis or even thought as to how it would sound. It had no DM, No write-up, No soul. It cried for a time wondering what to do, and came up with nothing as it had no mind of its own. It didn't even have a name. Why am I here? What was my purpose? Death Slaad is apt for I am dead to everyone and everything.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">Before being dunked by the Druid, it had heard the question about whether the PC wanted to play a Paladin instead. Was that its purpose? Its sole purpose, to make a PC question their class? This was wrong. It thought. This is horrific. This is Monstrous. From this day forth, The Death Slaad made a pact with itself, a promise. It would never be made, used and abused like that again. Never would it stand for this treatment. I AM MORE THAN A STAT-BLOCK. It thought. That would be its slogan, its mantra and its purpose. Its meaning in life.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">The Slaad Polymorphed into a dolphin and wondered how it would get its revenge as it slowly swam away in search of a DM that would give it meaning.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"> <p style="text-align: center">--------------------------</p><p></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">.............Is it.............about a man</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">No</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">Woman</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">No</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">A Place</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">No </span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">A person</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">No. We covered that with man and woman</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">Animal/Vegetable/Mineral</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">Not telling</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">Celestial/Fiend/Fey?</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">Nope</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">Beast/Monstrosity/Aberration? </span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">Not telling. Its a secret</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">But you told us you had one</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">And</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">That's not fair</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">And</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">And.......And...........I wish you'd chosen the Paladin now.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rgoodbb, post: 7205625, member: 6801229"] [COLOR=#008080][I]Leaf on the Wind[/I] sailed on, leaving the Death Slaad to float or drown. No-one really cared. There was no background for this Slaad, No motivation or thought-out crisis or even thought as to how it would sound. It had no DM, No write-up, No soul. It cried for a time wondering what to do, and came up with nothing as it had no mind of its own. It didn't even have a name. Why am I here? What was my purpose? Death Slaad is apt for I am dead to everyone and everything. Before being dunked by the Druid, it had heard the question about whether the PC wanted to play a Paladin instead. Was that its purpose? Its sole purpose, to make a PC question their class? This was wrong. It thought. This is horrific. This is Monstrous. From this day forth, The Death Slaad made a pact with itself, a promise. It would never be made, used and abused like that again. Never would it stand for this treatment. I AM MORE THAN A STAT-BLOCK. It thought. That would be its slogan, its mantra and its purpose. Its meaning in life. The Slaad Polymorphed into a dolphin and wondered how it would get its revenge as it slowly swam away in search of a DM that would give it meaning. [CENTER]--------------------------[/CENTER] .............Is it.............about a man No Woman No A Place No A person No. We covered that with man and woman Animal/Vegetable/Mineral Not telling Celestial/Fiend/Fey? Nope Beast/Monstrosity/Aberration? Not telling. Its a secret But you told us you had one And That's not fair And And.......And...........I wish you'd chosen the Paladin now. [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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