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<blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7215563" data-attributes="member: 6801229"><p><span style="color: #0000CD">It had been an ordinary morning in the Skull's Head Tavern ...</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #008080">...On the menu was Mekillot Pie, Mekillot Stew, Mekillot Soup and fermented Mekillot Ale. When a Mekillot dies nearby, everyone profits. However, it is not the nicest taste in this world. Rubbery meat with a cardboard flavour was getting very boring, but Trik-Chit had to serve it until it went sour. She could not afford not to. Trik-Chit was the best Woman of the Bar in Tyr. The way her four arms (not forearms) made cocktails was simply amazing to watch. </span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">She looked around. It wasn't much. A Sleeping Half-Giant and a Smelly Human, a Belching Mul and a Growling Dwarf. These were her four favourite cocktails to make and yet no-one ever came in for a cocktail anymore. It was a dying trade but that was actually quite useful, for Trik-Chit was not only a Woman of the bar, she was also a.......</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">....The door to the tavern swung open, the sun blinded to top half of the room leaving the bottom in shadows. Dust particles were immediately obvious everywhere as the light drew attention to them all. In walked six figures. One with the head of a goat, another with cloven hoof, one more with tenticled arm. Were these poor souls the victims of corruption? were they some of the New Beasts that Athas was seeing? </span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">She saw an opportunity here. A chance to revisit the old days. "This is a cocktail lounge ladies and gentlemen. What are your pleasures?</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">Rikus - Uh Just water for my master.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">Tasha - Oh, um, I'll have a..............</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">Goatee - A....................................</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">Albert - D'you know I might try a.....</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">Footnote - Same as........................</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080">Adeliva - What do you suggest?.......</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rgoodbb, post: 7215563, member: 6801229"] [COLOR="#0000CD"]It had been an ordinary morning in the Skull's Head Tavern ...[/COLOR] [COLOR="#008080"]...On the menu was Mekillot Pie, Mekillot Stew, Mekillot Soup and fermented Mekillot Ale. When a Mekillot dies nearby, everyone profits. However, it is not the nicest taste in this world. Rubbery meat with a cardboard flavour was getting very boring, but Trik-Chit had to serve it until it went sour. She could not afford not to. Trik-Chit was the best Woman of the Bar in Tyr. The way her four arms (not forearms) made cocktails was simply amazing to watch. She looked around. It wasn't much. A Sleeping Half-Giant and a Smelly Human, a Belching Mul and a Growling Dwarf. These were her four favourite cocktails to make and yet no-one ever came in for a cocktail anymore. It was a dying trade but that was actually quite useful, for Trik-Chit was not only a Woman of the bar, she was also a....... ....The door to the tavern swung open, the sun blinded to top half of the room leaving the bottom in shadows. Dust particles were immediately obvious everywhere as the light drew attention to them all. In walked six figures. One with the head of a goat, another with cloven hoof, one more with tenticled arm. Were these poor souls the victims of corruption? were they some of the New Beasts that Athas was seeing? She saw an opportunity here. A chance to revisit the old days. "This is a cocktail lounge ladies and gentlemen. What are your pleasures? Rikus - Uh Just water for my master. Tasha - Oh, um, I'll have a.............. Goatee - A.................................... Albert - D'you know I might try a..... Footnote - Same as........................ Adeliva - What do you suggest?.......[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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