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<blockquote data-quote="Lazlow" data-source="post: 2283587" data-attributes="member: 24242"><p><strong>Blind leads the blind...</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Gray">Wah..Wah...Wah...where am...am...am....Where am I?</span> <stares blankly waiting for an answer></p><p></p><p>A red-eyed patron turns towards this lost stranger and affixes him with a bleary stare - that is to say, he <em>would</em> affix him with a bleary stare if only he could figure out which one of them to stare at when they finally stop swirling around in circles. He opens his mouth to speak and you think you hear faintly wailing spirits emerge from his slobbering maw, but realize that it's just a mixture of his belabored breathing and appalling breath.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">"Thish here'sh the bold cold one-redsh sheeing eye dog tav*hick* tav*hick tav*hick* thish here'sh tha bar, mate." </span> He finally gets a fix on you and smiles a sickly smile, revealing sickly teeth. <span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">"Buy ush a round, eh? I'll tellsh ya all about it." </span> He quickly jerks his hand up to wave for the barmaid but seems to have forgotten that it was propping up his chin, and with an amazing lack of skill he snaps his head back, flinging his body backward into his chair which promptly turns over, upending him in a heap on the floor. His only reaction to this is, amazingly enough, a loud and pronounced snore.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lazlow, post: 2283587, member: 24242"] [b]Blind leads the blind...[/b] [COLOR=Gray]Wah..Wah...Wah...where am...am...am....Where am I?[/COLOR] <stares blankly waiting for an answer> A red-eyed patron turns towards this lost stranger and affixes him with a bleary stare - that is to say, he [i]would[/i] affix him with a bleary stare if only he could figure out which one of them to stare at when they finally stop swirling around in circles. He opens his mouth to speak and you think you hear faintly wailing spirits emerge from his slobbering maw, but realize that it's just a mixture of his belabored breathing and appalling breath. [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]"Thish here'sh the bold cold one-redsh sheeing eye dog tav*hick* tav*hick tav*hick* thish here'sh tha bar, mate." [/COLOR] He finally gets a fix on you and smiles a sickly smile, revealing sickly teeth. [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]"Buy ush a round, eh? I'll tellsh ya all about it." [/COLOR] He quickly jerks his hand up to wave for the barmaid but seems to have forgotten that it was propping up his chin, and with an amazing lack of skill he snaps his head back, flinging his body backward into his chair which promptly turns over, upending him in a heap on the floor. His only reaction to this is, amazingly enough, a loud and pronounced snore. [/QUOTE]
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