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<blockquote data-quote="Gray Shade" data-source="post: 2332172" data-attributes="member: 32340"><p>Berserker Bill, too, turns a bit green at the Lutefisk. He meant the house specials to [highlight]drink[/highlight] (OOC: my bad!). <span style="color: teal">"Hey, Sunderkeg, how 'bout a couple specials to drink to go with the specials to eat here? Thanks!"</span> Noticing that she seems to be digging his hat, he gives it a tap of salute, then remembers his manners and removes it mumbling, <span style="color: teal">"Oh, pardon."</span></p><p> </p><p>Trying not to offend Sunderkeg, Bill subtely pushes the jellied fish away from the lady (OOC: he'll have that later). <span style="color: teal">"Er, so you're going to be assisting our master tailor here, eh? That's great." </span>He looks her up and down, purposefully not paying attention to any particular parts because he knows the chicks dig it when you don't moon-eye their goodies.<span style="color: teal">"You seem to have great taste in clothing yerself."</span> He touches the hem of her sleeve (unless she pulls away) and offers it to Desert,<span style="color: teal"> "Check this out, Desert, that's soft. She knows her work."</span></p><p>Bill looks at his fingertips and rubs them together, <span style="color: Teal">"Yeah, my hands are all rough. Probably from killing people . . . carrying my bucket,"</span> he indicates the high-quality bucket hanging from his belt with his eyes. He looks back up at her deep, beautiful eyes and adds,<span style="color: teal"> "Oh, I'm sorry, where are my manners?" </span>He sticks his hand toward her, <span style="color: teal">"I'm Sheriff Berserker Bill. You can call me Bill."</span> Before she can take his hand, he waves it around and continues, <span style="color: teal">"Me and this brave band of adventurers are going to storm over the local forces of evil and crush them like . . ."</span> He looks at Desert for help and repeats (without stuttering) whatever words Desert suggests--if Desert says nothing, then he continues anyway, <span style="color: teal">"Yeah, we're pretty much heroes and all. I love your accent. It's gorgeous! What's your name again?"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Gray Shade, post: 2332172, member: 32340"] Berserker Bill, too, turns a bit green at the Lutefisk. He meant the house specials to [highlight]drink[/highlight] (OOC: my bad!). [color=teal]"Hey, Sunderkeg, how 'bout a couple specials to drink to go with the specials to eat here? Thanks!"[/color] Noticing that she seems to be digging his hat, he gives it a tap of salute, then remembers his manners and removes it mumbling, [color=teal]"Oh, pardon."[/color] Trying not to offend Sunderkeg, Bill subtely pushes the jellied fish away from the lady (OOC: he'll have that later). [color=teal]"Er, so you're going to be assisting our master tailor here, eh? That's great." [/color]He looks her up and down, purposefully not paying attention to any particular parts because he knows the chicks dig it when you don't moon-eye their goodies.[color=teal]"You seem to have great taste in clothing yerself."[/color] He touches the hem of her sleeve (unless she pulls away) and offers it to Desert,[color=teal] "Check this out, Desert, that's soft. She knows her work."[/color] Bill looks at his fingertips and rubs them together, [color=Teal]"Yeah, my hands are all rough. Probably from killing people . . . carrying my bucket,"[/color] he indicates the high-quality bucket hanging from his belt with his eyes. He looks back up at her deep, beautiful eyes and adds,[color=teal] "Oh, I'm sorry, where are my manners?" [/color]He sticks his hand toward her, [color=teal]"I'm Sheriff Berserker Bill. You can call me Bill."[/color] Before she can take his hand, he waves it around and continues, [color=teal]"Me and this brave band of adventurers are going to storm over the local forces of evil and crush them like . . ."[/color] He looks at Desert for help and repeats (without stuttering) whatever words Desert suggests--if Desert says nothing, then he continues anyway, [color=teal]"Yeah, we're pretty much heroes and all. I love your accent. It's gorgeous! What's your name again?"[/color] [/QUOTE]
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