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<blockquote data-quote="Wystan" data-source="post: 2555085" data-attributes="member: 21422"><p>I pull down the blindfold and pull my Longsword</p><p></p><p><span style="color: green">"The foul individual that threw rotten vegetables at me during my recitation of the Book of Bander-Snatch needs be taught a lesson. I dare him, her, or their champion to a fight. One on one, mano e mano or mano e womano. I will slay you and use your hair as a very small carpet." </span></p><p></p><p>I turn to where the sheriff should be...</p><p></p><p><span style="color: green">"I need you to police the others, as I start to give the foul miscreant a beating they may feel the need to intercede, and I would hate to have to kill them all. Really, throwing the forbidden item during a recitation of the Book of Tiddley-Winks is a horrid offense. They will surely burn in the firey kiln furnace of Potter, the patron god of poorly written fantasy."</span></p><p></p><p>I turn back towards where the crowd was (and most likely no longer is)</p><p></p><p><span style="color: green">"Do none of you dare face me? I hear running away, is that a sign that you aquiesce to my greatness? You are all heathens and may face the firey wrath of Humbitty-Hammbitty the great devourer/prophet of Namby-Pamby, patron god of well-endo...well-meaning Elves everywhere. I fear that if anything like this occurs again we will be forced to torch this burg back to the morass that it sprouted from."</span></p><p></p><p>[sblock]Not actually following any diety, Ranti prefers to engineer them as he goes. Sort of like the faen from Arcana Evolved, but with less belief in their existance.[/sblock]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Wystan, post: 2555085, member: 21422"] I pull down the blindfold and pull my Longsword [color=green]"The foul individual that threw rotten vegetables at me during my recitation of the Book of Bander-Snatch needs be taught a lesson. I dare him, her, or their champion to a fight. One on one, mano e mano or mano e womano. I will slay you and use your hair as a very small carpet." [/color] I turn to where the sheriff should be... [color=green]"I need you to police the others, as I start to give the foul miscreant a beating they may feel the need to intercede, and I would hate to have to kill them all. Really, throwing the forbidden item during a recitation of the Book of Tiddley-Winks is a horrid offense. They will surely burn in the firey kiln furnace of Potter, the patron god of poorly written fantasy."[/color] I turn back towards where the crowd was (and most likely no longer is) [color=green]"Do none of you dare face me? I hear running away, is that a sign that you aquiesce to my greatness? You are all heathens and may face the firey wrath of Humbitty-Hammbitty the great devourer/prophet of Namby-Pamby, patron god of well-endo...well-meaning Elves everywhere. I fear that if anything like this occurs again we will be forced to torch this burg back to the morass that it sprouted from."[/color] [sblock]Not actually following any diety, Ranti prefers to engineer them as he goes. Sort of like the faen from Arcana Evolved, but with less belief in their existance.[/sblock] [/QUOTE]
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