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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Lazlow" data-source="post: 2556201" data-attributes="member: 24242">...And run she does!  Straight at the poor individual whose mob-mates left him stranded to feel this slighted woman's vengeance and fuuuuurious anger.  He quivers, but gives a last ditch effort to charm the girl."Aw, come on now baby, I didn't meOOOFFFF"With no regard for her own person [or stats, tee hee], K makes a flying leap at the lecherous lad, clearing at the very least the last eight feet between them, and tackles him to the ground with a thud, literally knocking him out of his boots.  In an instant, she is a blur of whacking fists and kicking feet (and those boots ain't chopped liver, either).  Grabbing both of his ears, she smashes his head on the ground like a ripe melon.  A quick punch to the jaw and a splash of red spurts onto the ground.  A knee in the groin sends him shooting up to try and recover from the low blow, but that only allows another jab, this time from the left, which you could swear sent his head spinning all the way around on his neck.Clearly, she did not appreciate the epithet.Another knee, this time to the stomach, and K stands up to dust herself off, turning and starting to walk away as the pummeled fellow writhes in agony on the ground.  Oh, but what's this?  Oh nooo, a flying elbow to the throat!  Ooooo, that's gotta hurt.  She - she's flipping him over, and - OH NO, not he sleeper hold!  He'll be hard-pressed to get outta that one folks.  Wait, what is- she's leaning back, grabs his foot and brings it up - you'll never believe this, folks, she's pulling his foot up behind him, right next to his ear?  This is some kind of weird pretzel hold, and boy, does it look painful!  Boy o boy, folks, this is one little lady you do NOT want to mess with.  What we've seen here today is one of the most ama- OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS SHE'S BITTEN ONE OF HIS TOES OFF!!  SHE'S BITTEN IT CLEAN OFF!!!  Ladies and gentlemen in all my days of fantasy fight commentating have I never seen such a display of ferocity!  And now she's - she's - I can't believe it, she's feeding him his own toe!!  She has taken the removed toe and has shoved it in his mouth, folks, and appears to be trying to force him to swallow it!  Oh, the humanity!</blockquote>

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