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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Wystan" data-source="post: 2648649" data-attributes="member: 21422">I pull Bill aside and state:[sblock]"Based on this fellows comments abour dudley and the additional comments about the beast he has us looking for I would assume that Sir Dudley is now statuary in the garden of this mad imp"[/sblock]I then turn to the 'mage' himself and state:"Good sir Al, we come seeking information. It appears that you have lost your pet and we would be willing to try to assist, at least I assume we will assist. That of course is up to Captain Sherriff Berzerker Mister Bill here. However I do feel the need to point out that the building in which you reside is dready and dull and needs livening up. I think that you need spice in your wardrobe and color in your drapes. A skilled Engineermagus should be able to add windows to the upper stories and banners proclaiming your greatness and irritability to amaze and keep others away. Maybe make them in mages light so that they can flow like water and keep the night sky alive as well. You could then charge admission and make a small to middling fortune on the small minds of others, you could eventually retire to a small cottage by a lake with someone to watch the tower and funnel a percentage of the proceeds to you. I can assist in making the costumes and the clothes used by the servants and caretakers.  I think that a nice bright orange-yellow ensamble for yourself and a more subdued ochre for the staff and such. You could then open a gift shop where you sell small magical trinkets, such as a button with an image and a statement that they toured 'Al's amazing tower'. Then a food area where you could sell sausages and ale and lemon water and the like for an exhorbitant markup. I mean where else in the area would they get food. As the god R'ngl'ng said 'There is a Sucker born every minute and a business man every 5 to take advantage of them', I would like to help you be that business man. Based on your comments about the statues, yu could also have a topiary/statuary garden where you can show off marvels of carving and listen to people say how 'lifelike' they are."</blockquote>

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