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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Wystan" data-source="post: 2728911" data-attributes="member: 21422">I look around with eyes of a person just waking up. I look for the cup of tea in my hand...Shouting "You...You....You...Maladjusted Misanthrope. We demand that you assist us in a more physical manner. We defeated these dreadful savage..."I look around, see all the blood and proceed to dislodge the contents of my stomach onto the surrounding terrain.A little less green himself and a little lower in decible "I think that you owe us new outfits or at least a repair on the current batch. I also think that you should offer us a choice of fine foods and drinks to take with us on our way..."I vomit again"And a set of replacement clothes for the wear and tear that these will see. Or at least a set of masterwork craftsman tailor tools so that I can repair them in our down time. I also think that you owe us a rest and a nice place to recouperate for the evening. Barring that I think we will proclaim loud and long that you are a fraud, a trickster, a shyster, and a sesqidedalian. I also will curse you in the name of the god 'Seerloin O' Beif', may the victuals that you consume turn into a mass of writhing maggots and that drink that you partake of become like fouled privy water.."I vomit againI turn to the group..."Mr. Sherriff Lord and master the Honourable Venerable Berzerker Bill sir, we need to get more information. I think we need a nice big city with a library and a bath house and steam rooms and a 'House of Less Than Honourable Persuits' should be our next stop. I feel the need to do some research and practice for the task ahead of us."I proceed to walk past the bodies looking into the air and trying to ignore the blood. Turning a bit more green the whole time until I pass them.</blockquote>

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