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<blockquote data-quote="Dannyalcatraz" data-source="post: 4834588" data-attributes="member: 19675"><p><strong>Keep 'Em Animated</strong> (To the tune of <em>Keep 'Em Separated</em> by The Offspring)</p><p></p><p>Its the latest fashion</p><p>Its a spreading disease</p><p>Wizards castin' spells somewhere down in the donjon</p><p>Making Constructs with the greatest of ease</p><p></p><p>Golems placed in strategic locales</p><p>And if they catch you sneakin' then it's all over pal</p><p>If those guys' password ain't the one for the day</p><p>They're gonna bash it up, bash it up, bash it up, bash it up...</p><p></p><p>(Chorus)</p><p></p><p>Hey - man you stealin' that from me?</p><p>Take him out</p><p>You gotta keep 'em animated</p><p></p><p>Hey - man you disrespecting me?</p><p>Take him out</p><p>You gotta keep 'em animated</p><p></p><p>Hey Hey they don't have no mind</p><p>And you're level 18- you won't be doing any time</p><p>Hey Hey Hey- the Golem plays</p><p></p><p>(Verse 2)</p><p></p><p>By the time they hear the Golem</p><p>It's already too late</p><p>One's thrown to the moat and the other gets crushed</p><p>One guy's floatin' and the other's a paste</p><p></p><p>*</p><p></p><p>It goes down the same as the thousand before</p><p>No one's getting smarter</p><p>No one's learning the score</p><p>The never ending tale of theft and violence and death</p><p>Is gonna end all your hope, end all your hope, end all your...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dannyalcatraz, post: 4834588, member: 19675"] [B]Keep 'Em Animated[/B] (To the tune of [I]Keep 'Em Separated[/I] by The Offspring) Its the latest fashion Its a spreading disease Wizards castin' spells somewhere down in the donjon Making Constructs with the greatest of ease Golems placed in strategic locales And if they catch you sneakin' then it's all over pal If those guys' password ain't the one for the day They're gonna bash it up, bash it up, bash it up, bash it up... (Chorus) Hey - man you stealin' that from me? Take him out You gotta keep 'em animated Hey - man you disrespecting me? Take him out You gotta keep 'em animated Hey Hey they don't have no mind And you're level 18- you won't be doing any time Hey Hey Hey- the Golem plays (Verse 2) By the time they hear the Golem It's already too late One's thrown to the moat and the other gets crushed One guy's floatin' and the other's a paste * It goes down the same as the thousand before No one's getting smarter No one's learning the score The never ending tale of theft and violence and death Is gonna end all your hope, end all your hope, end all your... [/QUOTE]
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