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<blockquote data-quote="Castellan" data-source="post: 1217594" data-attributes="member: 639"><p>I had a player in my group (now moved away <strong>*sob*</strong>) who had created an incredibly overweight priest of Tyr. He filled his saddlebags with ingredients to make biscuits on the road (his favorite dish), and huffed and puffed whenever he went anywhere.</p><p></p><p>To make matters worse, he had a very strict outlook on racial equality: there wasn't any. Humans at the top, with Dwarves beneath that, and Elves and Halflings at the bottom (he was fond of saying they were 3/5 and 1/5 of a man, respectively). Of course, in each case, women were less than men.</p><p></p><p>Two incredibly memorable quotes from games with that player:</p><p></p><p>(1) After a particularly gruelling physical run, and constantly falling behind the group, the character's player passed me a note with a simple question: <em>"Can I get a tapeworm?"</em> <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p></p><p>(2) After an elf had nearly been run out of the group by this character for being a "lawless individual," then allowed to rejoin, died while fighting a red dragon. The priest's response was favorable to the character's death, and nobody debated it with him, save for one individual who cried: <em>"He was toasted by a dragon while everyone was standing around, saying: 'He was almost a man!'"</em></p><p></p><p>The spit-takes took care of the rest...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Castellan, post: 1217594, member: 639"] I had a player in my group (now moved away [b]*sob*[/b]) who had created an incredibly overweight priest of Tyr. He filled his saddlebags with ingredients to make biscuits on the road (his favorite dish), and huffed and puffed whenever he went anywhere. To make matters worse, he had a very strict outlook on racial equality: there wasn't any. Humans at the top, with Dwarves beneath that, and Elves and Halflings at the bottom (he was fond of saying they were 3/5 and 1/5 of a man, respectively). Of course, in each case, women were less than men. Two incredibly memorable quotes from games with that player: (1) After a particularly gruelling physical run, and constantly falling behind the group, the character's player passed me a note with a simple question: [i]"Can I get a tapeworm?"[/i] :D (2) After an elf had nearly been run out of the group by this character for being a "lawless individual," then allowed to rejoin, died while fighting a red dragon. The priest's response was favorable to the character's death, and nobody debated it with him, save for one individual who cried: [i]"He was toasted by a dragon while everyone was standing around, saying: 'He was almost a man!'"[/i] The spit-takes took care of the rest... [/QUOTE]
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