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<blockquote data-quote="Rylnethaz" data-source="post: 6770466" data-attributes="member: 6801218"><p>“What are these things anyway, they are huge,” Fingers asked BoldItalic as they all run for the cover of the trees on the other side of the platform.</p><p></p><p>“Prehistoric hawks? I don’t know Fingers, does it really matter? Nomenclature is the least of our problems now. One of them is swooping in! Get ready!”</p><p></p><p>“Let’s be a little proactive,” said Rylnethaz, “Fingers, give me the bow and arrows!”</p><p></p><p>“Oh, ehm, yes, the bow and arrows, so it’s time for the bow and arrows eh?”</p><p></p><p>“What do you mean, of course it’s the time for the bow and arrows, you bought a brand new bow and arrows just in case we had to deal with something like that, where is it?”</p><p></p><p>They all hit the ground, barely avoiding the birds who circled above, ready for another dive.</p><p></p><p>Clotbert turned to BoldItalic and said, “I have a bad feeling about this, I mean not as bad as those birds swooping on us bad, but I don’t think we have a bow and arrows.”</p><p></p><p>“Er, well, I thought about what you had said at some point when we discussed military matters, that an army fights on its stomach and I thought it better to buy some more food instead. By the way, you said that the smoked venison was perfect yesterday, so it is money well spent and you can really fight well now,” said Fingers with an air of accomplishment.</p><p></p><p>Rylnethaz buried his face in his palm.</p><p></p><p>BoldItalic tried to comfort Rylnethaz, “Come on, it’s not that bad, I still have my spells and you can attack them when they get down. We can hit them when they fly by.”</p><p></p><p>“I liked the venison too,” said Clotbert.</p><p></p><p>“That is not the point!” both BoldItalic and Rylnethaz shouted to Clotbert.</p><p></p><p>“All right Fingers,” said Rylnethaz, “since you are such a renowned acrobat, besides being a gourmet chef, climb up that tree and when one of them flies by, I will try to slow it by attacking it and then you jump up on its back and deliver the killing blow. Then we are doing it again with the other.”</p><p></p><p>“I am doing what? That’s crazy!”</p><p></p><p>“Nonsense,” said BoldItalic, “it is a perfectly viable plan, get on with it because last I checked you didn’t even buy enough food, so we might as well do something about it now.”</p><p></p><p>And with that BoldItalic hurled a lightning bolt that seemed to hurt, disorient and slow down the first hawk. Fingers started climbing and grumbling all the way. Clotbert said a prayer of protection for all of them and prepared his mace. Rylnethaz adjusted the grip on his shield and sword and set himself for the attack.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rylnethaz, post: 6770466, member: 6801218"] “What are these things anyway, they are huge,” Fingers asked BoldItalic as they all run for the cover of the trees on the other side of the platform. “Prehistoric hawks? I don’t know Fingers, does it really matter? Nomenclature is the least of our problems now. One of them is swooping in! Get ready!” “Let’s be a little proactive,” said Rylnethaz, “Fingers, give me the bow and arrows!” “Oh, ehm, yes, the bow and arrows, so it’s time for the bow and arrows eh?” “What do you mean, of course it’s the time for the bow and arrows, you bought a brand new bow and arrows just in case we had to deal with something like that, where is it?” They all hit the ground, barely avoiding the birds who circled above, ready for another dive. Clotbert turned to BoldItalic and said, “I have a bad feeling about this, I mean not as bad as those birds swooping on us bad, but I don’t think we have a bow and arrows.” “Er, well, I thought about what you had said at some point when we discussed military matters, that an army fights on its stomach and I thought it better to buy some more food instead. By the way, you said that the smoked venison was perfect yesterday, so it is money well spent and you can really fight well now,” said Fingers with an air of accomplishment. Rylnethaz buried his face in his palm. BoldItalic tried to comfort Rylnethaz, “Come on, it’s not that bad, I still have my spells and you can attack them when they get down. We can hit them when they fly by.” “I liked the venison too,” said Clotbert. “That is not the point!” both BoldItalic and Rylnethaz shouted to Clotbert. “All right Fingers,” said Rylnethaz, “since you are such a renowned acrobat, besides being a gourmet chef, climb up that tree and when one of them flies by, I will try to slow it by attacking it and then you jump up on its back and deliver the killing blow. Then we are doing it again with the other.” “I am doing what? That’s crazy!” “Nonsense,” said BoldItalic, “it is a perfectly viable plan, get on with it because last I checked you didn’t even buy enough food, so we might as well do something about it now.” And with that BoldItalic hurled a lightning bolt that seemed to hurt, disorient and slow down the first hawk. Fingers started climbing and grumbling all the way. Clotbert said a prayer of protection for all of them and prepared his mace. Rylnethaz adjusted the grip on his shield and sword and set himself for the attack. [/QUOTE]
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