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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Deceitfulelf" data-source="post: 1359035" data-attributes="member: 16118">Well neither of these are recent(taking place in 2nd Ed days), but they were fun so I'll list 'em. I was playing an assassin with skills in herbology, poisons, and healing.  The dm let me start with some herbs, one of which speeded up natural healing.  However this herb as amplified the effects of alchohol as well as serving as a mild hallucinogen.  Me, being the smartass I am decided to have some fun.  While in one of the local taverns I bought a big keg of ale from the barkeep, mixed a good amount of the herb, and called to everyone in the tavern "Free Beer!"  Everyone in the tavern is singing my praises, while the Dm is shaking his head and vowing never to let a player have a unique herb again.  Well as you can imagine a bar fight started out while everyone was getting a lot drunker faster then normal.  But it wasn't a normal bar fight, cuz people started fighting things that werent' there, or screaming that the pixies are gonna get em.  Also, I didn't let the two other players in on the joke and they partook of my seeming generosity.   Another time I was playing with another Dm who was fleshing out his world and started us out in a city where a peace conference was commencing.  It was Elven city and they were working out a treaty with the Ork nation after many years of war between the two.  I was playing on Ork at the time and when we walked into the local tavern we saw it split literally in two.  Orks on one site, Elves on the other.  Again I decided to have some fun and went to the bar on the Elven side.  There was a dwarf sitting there and in a very gruff voice told me to get my own kinds side.  I didn't take kindly to that so I dumped my ale on his head.  As can be imagined he didn't care for that and a major brawl started between the Elvens and Orks in the tavern, which spilled over to the city as a whole, which then caused the war to start all over again.  The Dm still has that event as part of his worlds history, he calls it the War of the Spilt Ale.  I think with pride that I left such a mark on his world.<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

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