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<blockquote data-quote="Systole" data-source="post: 5638073" data-attributes="member: 93930"><p><span style="color: darkolivegreen">"What? More house?"</span> He sways a bit, then laughs. <span style="color: darkolivegreen">"More forest-walker? There will being more meats! Okay, okay!"</span></p><p> </p><p>However, instead of immediately turning around, he pushes past the group and stumbles over to the bar. After a short, unintelligible conversation with the half-orc bartender, Grog shrugs and says, <span style="color: darkred">"It's yer fun'ral, bub." </span>The bartender produces a handful of items from the kitchen and behind the bar: a lemon, an onion, a bottle of pepper sauce, some vinegar, three eggs, and a small jar of a greyish powder marked with a skull and crossbones. </p><p> </p><p>The barbarian grabs a dirty tankard off the bar, squeezes the onion and lemon into it, then adds a dash of vinegar, a generous amount of pepper sauce, and finally from the jar just a pinch of grey powder that looks suspiciously like rat poison. His mixture completed, he swirls the concoction around a few times. Then, raising the tankard to the sky, he shouts, <strong><span style="color: darkolivegreen">"BOTTOM UPWARD!"</span></strong> and ...</p><p> </p><p>Snorts it. Loudly. The noise goes on for a long time.</p><p> </p><p>Then he does the other nostril.</p><p> </p><p>As the bar looks on in stunned silence, Daylily drops the empty tankard, then doubles over and pounds on the countertop in apparent pain. However, just as quickly, he's back standing, and all trace of his drunkenness appears to be gone. Despite that, he still smells as if he doused himself in rotgut -- the fumes of alcohol are practically visible.</p><p> </p><p><span style="color: darkolivegreen">"Ah, is much refresh!"</span> he proclaims loudly.</p><p> </p><p><span style="color: darkred">"Congratch'lation,"</span> Grog says. <span style="color: darkred">"But den why'ja want da eggs for?"</span></p><p> </p><p>Daylily grabs the eggs off the bar and pops one into his mouth, shell and all. As yolk runs down his chin, he answers, <span style="color: darkolivegreen">"Lunch."</span></p><p> </p><p>Smiling broadly, he heads back to the rest of the crew and out the door.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Systole, post: 5638073, member: 93930"] [COLOR=darkolivegreen]"What? More house?"[/COLOR] He sways a bit, then laughs. [COLOR=darkolivegreen]"More forest-walker? There will being more meats! Okay, okay!"[/COLOR] However, instead of immediately turning around, he pushes past the group and stumbles over to the bar. After a short, unintelligible conversation with the half-orc bartender, Grog shrugs and says, [COLOR=darkred]"It's yer fun'ral, bub." [/COLOR]The bartender produces a handful of items from the kitchen and behind the bar: a lemon, an onion, a bottle of pepper sauce, some vinegar, three eggs, and a small jar of a greyish powder marked with a skull and crossbones. The barbarian grabs a dirty tankard off the bar, squeezes the onion and lemon into it, then adds a dash of vinegar, a generous amount of pepper sauce, and finally from the jar just a pinch of grey powder that looks suspiciously like rat poison. His mixture completed, he swirls the concoction around a few times. Then, raising the tankard to the sky, he shouts, [B][COLOR=darkolivegreen]"BOTTOM UPWARD!"[/COLOR][/B] and ... Snorts it. Loudly. The noise goes on for a long time. Then he does the other nostril. As the bar looks on in stunned silence, Daylily drops the empty tankard, then doubles over and pounds on the countertop in apparent pain. However, just as quickly, he's back standing, and all trace of his drunkenness appears to be gone. Despite that, he still smells as if he doused himself in rotgut -- the fumes of alcohol are practically visible. [COLOR=darkolivegreen]"Ah, is much refresh!"[/COLOR] he proclaims loudly. [COLOR=darkred]"Congratch'lation,"[/COLOR] Grog says. [COLOR=darkred]"But den why'ja want da eggs for?"[/COLOR] Daylily grabs the eggs off the bar and pops one into his mouth, shell and all. As yolk runs down his chin, he answers, [COLOR=darkolivegreen]"Lunch."[/COLOR] Smiling broadly, he heads back to the rest of the crew and out the door. [/QUOTE]
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