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<blockquote data-quote="Grayn" data-source="post: 6104286" data-attributes="member: 6705164"><p>A half-orc that was minding the bar walked over to the elf. He was still a bit taken back by the unusual scene that had just taken place in the corner of his inn and stared blankly at the stern elf.</p><p></p><p>“Good sir!” the elf said intentionally louder and sharper than normal to gain the barkeep’s full focus, “We will need a bottle of your best Hajji Feruz vintage.”</p><p></p><p>The bar keep stared at the elf blankly for a moment and then slowly started to look around the back bar. The elf raised a thin eyebrow as he watched the bartender’s obvious confusion.</p><p></p><p>“Very well, apparently we will have to settle on a bottle of Godin Tepe.” The elf ordered as he pulls a fine handkerchief from his pocket to clean his fingers. “But, only the best year!” he adds.</p><p></p><p>The half-orc doesn’t even try to pretend to have a bottle of Godin Tepe behind the bar this time. He is not sure what it even is. The elf’s eyes narrow as the two lock into a desperate stare; the half-orc trying to understand the requests, the elf trying to understand if the barkeep was really this dense.</p><p></p><p>“Fine, just a bottle of your best….” The elf begins to rub his forehead in frustration “house wine.” He says “house” like it is sour milk. “And a plate of cheese, fruit and bread…if it is not spoiled” he finished with an air of obvious contempt.</p><p></p><p>The half-orc pauses, but then a look of relief passes over his face. This is an order he could provide and barks for the barmaid to get it together. Proud with his accomplishment, he looks back at the elf. “Anything else I can get for yer?”</p><p></p><p>“Yes, Dame Morrogrim will require your finest suite. Spare no expense, a large bed with fine linens and definitely her own washroom with a bath.” he said.</p><p></p><p>The barkeep’s eyes glazed once again and his mouth dropped open, moving silently up and down, trying to form a response.</p><p></p><p>“W…We…we only got one type of room, mista’.” He finally said. “S…S…sorry.”</p><p></p><p>The elf’s face paled and his icy blue eyes bore holes into the half-orc. He began to visibly shake in anger and frustration.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Grayn, post: 6104286, member: 6705164"] A half-orc that was minding the bar walked over to the elf. He was still a bit taken back by the unusual scene that had just taken place in the corner of his inn and stared blankly at the stern elf. “Good sir!” the elf said intentionally louder and sharper than normal to gain the barkeep’s full focus, “We will need a bottle of your best Hajji Feruz vintage.” The bar keep stared at the elf blankly for a moment and then slowly started to look around the back bar. The elf raised a thin eyebrow as he watched the bartender’s obvious confusion. “Very well, apparently we will have to settle on a bottle of Godin Tepe.” The elf ordered as he pulls a fine handkerchief from his pocket to clean his fingers. “But, only the best year!” he adds. The half-orc doesn’t even try to pretend to have a bottle of Godin Tepe behind the bar this time. He is not sure what it even is. The elf’s eyes narrow as the two lock into a desperate stare; the half-orc trying to understand the requests, the elf trying to understand if the barkeep was really this dense. “Fine, just a bottle of your best….” The elf begins to rub his forehead in frustration “house wine.” He says “house” like it is sour milk. “And a plate of cheese, fruit and bread…if it is not spoiled” he finished with an air of obvious contempt. The half-orc pauses, but then a look of relief passes over his face. This is an order he could provide and barks for the barmaid to get it together. Proud with his accomplishment, he looks back at the elf. “Anything else I can get for yer?” “Yes, Dame Morrogrim will require your finest suite. Spare no expense, a large bed with fine linens and definitely her own washroom with a bath.” he said. The barkeep’s eyes glazed once again and his mouth dropped open, moving silently up and down, trying to form a response. “W…We…we only got one type of room, mista’.” He finally said. “S…S…sorry.” The elf’s face paled and his icy blue eyes bore holes into the half-orc. He began to visibly shake in anger and frustration. [/QUOTE]
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