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Message: <blockquote data-quote="perrinmiller" data-source="post: 6174327" data-attributes="member: 88649">Grog, Half-Orc Retired Fighter (NPC)~ At the bar ~<img src="http://i956.photobucket.com/albums/ae47/perrinmiller/Unlimited%20RPGs/Bartender.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" />Grog looks over at the man (Samad) asking for tea and coffee and scoffs, "Ya donna want sum har o' da dog? Bah. Trixie, dat wun's fur ya." He looks back at the southerner and shrugs, "Naw, she jus be fookin' wit ya. Naw enuff real rats in Venza ta be wastin' dem in stew. We dun used ta have a ratkin cook dat made it. Sa, it be rat stew, ya ken.  It be hearty an' fillin' ya right up."He swipes up the silver that Jericho laid out and grins wickedly, "Naw dis har young bucka I like. He ken his fookin' stuff.""Ya gots yar wish, mate."He puts the mug down and start laying glass cups on the counter-top and then pulls a large jug with a rubber stopper out from under the bar.  Whatever it used to be labelled, it has been crudely redone to say "XXX Gud Stuf XXX".Grog happily starts pouring and chuckling, the sound is certainly not pleasant to the ears.<img src="http://i956.photobucket.com/albums/ae47/perrinmiller/Unlimited%20RPGs/Trixie.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" />Trixie comes out of the kitchen with some food on a laden tray.  There are bowls of meat hot stew with a very seasoned aroma and some loaves of morning baked bread."Here is the stew, who wants it?  Did someone want something to drink that Grog doesn't serve?" Grog points at Samad and she looks at him expectantly.<img src="http://i956.photobucket.com/albums/ae47/perrinmiller/Unlimited%20RPGs/Bartender.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" />Grog sticks a glass of the "gud Stuff" in front of Qalabash, "A'right mista hoighty toighty majesty or wateva da fook ya claims are. Drink dis sheet iffen ya canna handle da ork piss.""We be callin' dis kob'ld bludd whiskey. I bots it offa sum nut dat kilt sum kob'lds fur it."He puts one in front of Jericho as well, and a third in the direction of Samad.  He takes the fourth himself.[GM]This brew invokes a one time Fort DC12 check to even keep down the 1st swallow instead of puking. Every class finished provokes a Fort DC11+number of glasses consumed to prevent drunken unconsciousness, but also provokes a Will DC11+number of glasses consumed to resist drinking another if still conscious. Just the stuff to have before going adventuring. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue    :p"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" />[/GM]</blockquote>

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