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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Systole" data-source="post: 6197627" data-attributes="member: 93930">Daylily Falshenaya, Elf Barbarian<img src="http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii513/pnthffr/Daylily_150.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" />A strange caterwauling drifts through the air, causing several of the patrons to wince and mutter.  A moment later, the door latch rattles, and then the door bursts open.  Stumbling inside is what appears to be a large goblin before a second glance reveals it as a short, filthy, and well-muscled elf.  He seems almost to be screaming, but after a moment, the noise resolves itself into something that might possibly pass as music, if one were utterly tone deaf.  He continues singing as he makes his way to the bar, his rancid body odor preceding him.[sblock=Elvish]There was a fair lass named ZuzuShe lived deep, deep, deep in the valeShe lived high, high, high on the ledgeI brought her a hammerI brought her a wedgeAn' taught her to naaaaaaaaail!Bang away my Zuzu! Bang away good and strong Bang away my Zuzu!Bang away good and strong Make it all echo through the dark wood'Cause I've hammered and hammered for many a yearPounding them farAn' pounding them nearAn' take it from me that no one but Zuzu  bangs away half so good![/sblock]He looks blearily around, then wanders over to the bar.  "Many drinkings!  You givings me the good rotgut!  Three bottle, yes?  I have many stupid yellow metals to giving for drinkings." He plunks himself on a stool, and as the tiefling barmaid fetches his order while attempting to breathe as little as possible near him, the drunken elf rambles on.  "Does you ... does you knowing that they gives yellows metal for killing tall spider and big prisoner fish and seaweed salad?  Which is twice stupid.  Because first, the village peoples cannot even killing their own problems.  And then the help-gift is yellows metal, which is much insult because every Jiragan is knowing that yellows metal is only for good to be sling bullets. But then ... but then, the fats merchant, they trade strong magics for the yellows metal! You peoples is all so much stupids! A-hahahahaha!"  He throws his head back and bellows a laugh at the undeniable stupidity of civilized people.</blockquote>

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