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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4839589" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Very sad. My sister, she have wide hips. Good for to make the babies. She also know how to cook and sew and clean and smelt iron. Is very skilled."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Ha-ha! I have also eat the heart of a warrior. Is not as good as you think. Not taste like chicken. Maybe eat heart of coward next time, yes? Ha-ha-ha! Because coward is also called chicken. Yes?"</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">"No is bested. Is equal. Not for to figure if one more better than other, but for to make friends. Ho-ho! Is more better than barnyard dance for the meeting of people, yes?"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>[sblock=renau1g]</p><p>Yeah. Tonk has some crazy damage output. With an at-will attack, no special stuff applied, he can inflict a maximum 16 damage and impose a -2 penalty on his target.</p><p></p><p>With his daily attack--after you apply Furious Assault, Hunter's Quarry, and Sneak Attack--he can inflict a maximum 54 damage.</p><p></p><p>Wish I had that automatic critical hit ability that you have. Oh, boy![/sblock]</p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">"No, no. Mama is too busy with babies to make song. I have<span style="font-size: 9px">...(hmm)...(er)...</span>" </span></span></span>Tonk begins counting on his fingers in Common, but gets stuck. <span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">"What is word for this?"</span></span></span> He holds up ten fingers twice and then three fingers.</p><p></p><p>The serving wench places Tonk's mug before him. <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Red">"Thank you, pretty lady. Do not go to fall in love with me. Though I make good husband, you much skinny with little hips. First baby kill you dead, then what I do? My heart, she break. I no love again, because I mourn you forever. No, no. Is much too tragic! Please bring me whole pig. Okay?"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>[sblock=DMDanW and Reklaw]Glad to give you guys a laugh.[/sblock]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4839589, member: 4413"] [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Red"]"Very sad. My sister, she have wide hips. Good for to make the babies. She also know how to cook and sew and clean and smelt iron. Is very skilled."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Red"]"Ha-ha! I have also eat the heart of a warrior. Is not as good as you think. Not taste like chicken. Maybe eat heart of coward next time, yes? Ha-ha-ha! Because coward is also called chicken. Yes?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="red"]"No is bested. Is equal. Not for to figure if one more better than other, but for to make friends. Ho-ho! Is more better than barnyard dance for the meeting of people, yes?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [sblock=renau1g] Yeah. Tonk has some crazy damage output. With an at-will attack, no special stuff applied, he can inflict a maximum 16 damage and impose a -2 penalty on his target. With his daily attack--after you apply Furious Assault, Hunter's Quarry, and Sneak Attack--he can inflict a maximum 54 damage. Wish I had that automatic critical hit ability that you have. Oh, boy![/sblock] [COLOR="red"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Arial Black"]"No, no. Mama is too busy with babies to make song. I have[SIZE="1"]...(hmm)...(er)...[/SIZE]" [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]Tonk begins counting on his fingers in Common, but gets stuck. [COLOR="red"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Arial Black"]"What is word for this?"[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] He holds up ten fingers twice and then three fingers. The serving wench places Tonk's mug before him. [SIZE="3"][FONT="Arial Black"][COLOR="Red"]"Thank you, pretty lady. Do not go to fall in love with me. Though I make good husband, you much skinny with little hips. First baby kill you dead, then what I do? My heart, she break. I no love again, because I mourn you forever. No, no. Is much too tragic! Please bring me whole pig. Okay?"[/COLOR][/font][/size] [sblock=DMDanW and Reklaw]Glad to give you guys a laugh.[/sblock] [/QUOTE]
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