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Message: <blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4840555" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p>[sblock=OOC<img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":]" title="Devious    :]" data-shortname=":]" /> What does 'coming' mean with regards to Joe's adventure? Are we talking tomorrow or three months from now?[/sblock]</p><p>The serving wench--straining to hold the platter--brings a whole, roasted pig and sets it before Tonk.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Oooooh! Is yummy! Much thanks, but I still not marry you. So sorry."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Hello, little piggy, there is party in my mouth. You have invitation, yes?"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Okay, now we pray..."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">Hello, gods! </span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">Is Tonk speaking!</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">Thank you for the piggy! Please not to let me get sick when eat it.</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">Bless Mama, Papa</span></span></span>...(a long string of names, most likely his relatives)...<span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">and my new friends.</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">Okay! If you need something, you let me know.</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">Amen!</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Tonk pulls out a battered bowie knife and cuts off the tail of the pig. He gives it to Blade.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Because you are Punch Brother, I give you tail. Is not best part of piggy, but everybody fight over it. Like wishbone from Ostrich."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Okay! Eat! Eat!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>He chops off the snout of the pig and holds in front of his face. </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Oink! Oink! Oink! Ha-ha!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"I have riddle for you. Why is nose of piggy like tongue of piggy? Ho-ho!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"You give up? Okay."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>He pops the snout in his mouth, gobbling down cartilage, muscle, and skin. Grease trickles down his chin. Chewed bits of pork spew from his mouth as he speaks.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Because it TASTE good! Ha-ha! Get it? Taste? Ha-ha-ha!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>He rips off a leg of pig and chomps it on it, snapping the bone. Speaking with a full mouth, he says...</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Okay! Remind me of other joke. Here go..."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"What happen when you cure swine flu?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"It become HAM flu!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-*gag*-*choke*-*ack*--"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Tonk starts punching himself in the chest. </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Blugh!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>A chunk of partially chewed meat flies across the room and lands on the bar near the electrified goblin.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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