Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (trailer)


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Michael Bay = gonna suck.
Pointless slow-mo, digitized fog-horn when there's no other way he can think of to say "this is important and/or impressive" (assuming Bay thinks at all), shakey cam, and odious flashing lights.
It would be nice if they would eventually make a version of TMNT that followed the original gritty comic book instead of the cartoon. (Yeah, I know--most kids saw the cartoon first, and that became the dominant version, blah, blah blah)
I'll settle for another decent movie.
 

Michael Bay = gonna suck.
Pointless slow-mo, digitized fog-horn when there's no other way he can think of to say "this is important and/or impressive" (assuming Bay thinks at all), shakey cam, and odious flashing lights.
It would be nice if they would eventually make a version of TMNT that followed the original gritty comic book instead of the cartoon. (Yeah, I know--most kids saw the cartoon first, and that became the dominant version, blah, blah blah)
I'll settle for another decent movie.

*hands you a " TMNT ruined forever" t-shirt*

Looks better than what the rumors said when the project was picked up, won't replace the frist movie for me but I'll go see it.

And since the folks who created The Turtles are okay with it, that's even adds more reason to see it for me.
 

Michael Bay = gonna suck.
Pointless slow-mo, digitized fog-horn when there's no other way he can think of to say "this is important and/or impressive" (assuming Bay thinks at all), shakey cam, and odious flashing lights.
It would be nice if they would eventually make a version of TMNT that followed the original gritty comic book instead of the cartoon. (Yeah, I know--most kids saw the cartoon first, and that became the dominant version, blah, blah blah)
I'll settle for another decent movie.

But...'splosions....lots and lots of 'splosions.

Don't hate on the Bay, man...he makes 'splosions!
 


Megan Fox may make explosions in teenage boys' pants, but that doesn't make for a good movie. (not a bad movie, but not a good movie)
I want something more.

This looks like they took Amazing Spider-Man's set-up and redressed/refluffed it for TMNT
 

Megan Fox may make explosions in teenage boys' pants, but that doesn't make for a good movie. (not a bad movie, but not a good movie)
I want something more.
Megan Fox and another hot girl? I'm pretty sure that Bay will have plenty of hot girls as eye candy. The guy is good. He knows what sells. It's why people go watch his movies.
 




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