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<blockquote data-quote="Piratecat" data-source="post: 1828021" data-attributes="member: 2"><p>(With extreme apologies to Ruthann Friedmann.)</p><p></p><p>Who's floating out from under a stairway</p><p>Buoyed with gas that's lighter than air</p><p>Who's dropping down to impale a rodent</p><p>Everyone knows it's Flumphy</p><p></p><p>Who's bobbing down the streets of the city</p><p>Squirting his musk at his enemies</p><p>Who's lawful good with acid a-squirting </p><p>Everyone knows it's Flumphy</p><p></p><p>And Flumphy has stalky eyes</p><p>If turned over he can't fly</p><p>And Flumphy will prob'ly cry</p><p>From lack of love, from lack of love</p><p></p><p>And Flumphy has stalky eyes</p><p>If turned over he can't fly</p><p>And Flumphy will prob'ly cry</p><p>From lack of love, from lack of love</p><p></p><p>Who's really garnered everyone's pity</p><p>So small he'll only come up to your knee</p><p>Who's been rejected over at WotC</p><p>Everyone knows it's Flumphy</p><p></p><p>Who's hoping to be an improved familiar</p><p>Called by a slightly psychotic PC</p><p>Who's got his tentacles brimming with loving</p><p>Everyone knows it's Flumphy....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Piratecat, post: 1828021, member: 2"] (With extreme apologies to Ruthann Friedmann.) Who's floating out from under a stairway Buoyed with gas that's lighter than air Who's dropping down to impale a rodent Everyone knows it's Flumphy Who's bobbing down the streets of the city Squirting his musk at his enemies Who's lawful good with acid a-squirting Everyone knows it's Flumphy And Flumphy has stalky eyes If turned over he can't fly And Flumphy will prob'ly cry From lack of love, from lack of love And Flumphy has stalky eyes If turned over he can't fly And Flumphy will prob'ly cry From lack of love, from lack of love Who's really garnered everyone's pity So small he'll only come up to your knee Who's been rejected over at WotC Everyone knows it's Flumphy Who's hoping to be an improved familiar Called by a slightly psychotic PC Who's got his tentacles brimming with loving Everyone knows it's Flumphy.... [/QUOTE]
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