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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Rel" data-source="post: 2344737" data-attributes="member: 99">I've been eyeing this thread for over a day, undecided.  Why don't you just ask which of my children I love best, der kluge?!  Actually that's easy since I only have the one...Anyway, I've settled on Fimbul "Fim" Ferryford - Sociopath with a Heart of Gold.He was a Halfling Rogue.  Never multiclassed.  Never felt the need.  He used daggers, both thrown and in melee and never met an adversary on the field of battle whom he wouldn't have rather stabbed to death in their sleep.He was boon companions with a heavily multiclassed Barbarian/Sorcerer/Fighter/Rogue and they saved each others lives more times than I care to recall.  And I swindled that stupid bastard out of his share of the treasure every time I got a chance.  His other companion was a pathetically sub-optimal build in the form of Malhavoc Shadowlord, Elven Wizard/Cleric.  I made fun of his name until the day he died.  Then I stopped making fun of it and instead had to carve the godawful long thing onto his tombstone.Fim was known for his "Bag of Tricks" which was a Hewards Handy Haversack in which he stored Scrolls, Potions, Minor Magic Items and Miscellania of every description.  We never ran into an enemy or situation for which Fim's bag had no answer.Fim's hobbies included stealing from innocent passers by and stabbing helpless women in the face (mostly the non-innocent type who conjure demons in their spare time).  He knew no greater joy in life than to put an enemy at a massive disadvantage, coup-de-grace him and then (and only then) make fun of him.  He also took very good care of his family, setting up a trust fund for them to ensure a decent measure of financial security while he retired and lived like a king in Patagonia.Honorable mention for my favorite character of all time goes to Nakor of the Seven Isles (patterned after Nakor from the Raymond E. Feist books).  He was an immortal old man who's memory was quite mortal (he had a lot of deja vu).  He was an illusionist who wielded a three foot stick of walnut as his weapon and had a bag of endless oranges.  Loved the guy.</blockquote>

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