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<blockquote data-quote="Robbastard" data-source="post: 3955256" data-attributes="member: 53506"><p>"Mature" ratings ahead:</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>When I first began playing D&D, I learned of a trio of NPC characters unleashed by a fellow DM named Paul Gohman. This trio was known as "The Three B-F***ing Thieves," & each did a certain amount of damage with their "weapons."</p><p></p><p>I later adapted them to my own campaign, even giving them individual names: Sodomus, Colonus, and Anus. The only time I ever used them, I was a teenager: we had a plate of rice krispy treats at the table, & I asked the group to save one for me, because I was currently busy running an encounter. When I finally looked up from behind my screen, they were all gone. I soon learned it was my younger brother who ate the last one. Shortly thereafter, his character found himself in a Greyhawk City jail cell, where he was approached by "three shadowy figures." He never ate the last rice krispy treat again.</p><p></p><p>In the years since, I have learned a few other DMs have adapted the Thieves for their own campaigns, but they're usually reserved for threats only.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Robbastard, post: 3955256, member: 53506"] "Mature" ratings ahead: When I first began playing D&D, I learned of a trio of NPC characters unleashed by a fellow DM named Paul Gohman. This trio was known as "The Three B-F***ing Thieves," & each did a certain amount of damage with their "weapons." I later adapted them to my own campaign, even giving them individual names: Sodomus, Colonus, and Anus. The only time I ever used them, I was a teenager: we had a plate of rice krispy treats at the table, & I asked the group to save one for me, because I was currently busy running an encounter. When I finally looked up from behind my screen, they were all gone. I soon learned it was my younger brother who ate the last one. Shortly thereafter, his character found himself in a Greyhawk City jail cell, where he was approached by "three shadowy figures." He never ate the last rice krispy treat again. In the years since, I have learned a few other DMs have adapted the Thieves for their own campaigns, but they're usually reserved for threats only. [/QUOTE]
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