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<blockquote data-quote="LightPhoenix" data-source="post: 3201203" data-attributes="member: 115">A guy walks up to the bar and calls for the bartender.&nbsp; The bartender comes over, and the guy says, &quot;Bartender, I bet you 20 dollars I can bite my own eye.&quot;The bartender replies, &quot;There's no way you can do that, you're on!&quot;The guy takes out his glass eye and bites it.The bartender is a good sport, laughs, and give the man his money.&nbsp; He buys himself and his friend some drinks, comes back an hour later.&quot;Bartender, I'll bet you 50 dollars I can bite my own ear.&quot;The bartender is a little wary, but says, &quot;There's no way you can do that!&nbsp; You're on!&quot;The guy takes out his dentures and bites his ear.Now, the bartender is a little miffed, but like I said, he's a good sport.&nbsp; He chuckles and gives the man his money.&nbsp; The guy goes and buys a bunch of shots for his friend and himself.&nbsp; About an hour later, he comes back again.&quot;Bartender, I'll bet you 100 dollars that if you put a shot glass on the bar, I can pee into it and not spill a drop.&quot;The bartender has watched the man drink all night, and knows he won't be able to do it.&nbsp; He takes out a shot glass and puts it on the bar, saying, &quot;Alright, you're on!&quot;The man stands up on a stool, upzips his fly, and lets loose.&nbsp; It goes everywhere - on the bar, on the floor, and especially on the bartender.&nbsp; The bartender is laughing hard, knowing he finally got the guy... but then he notices the guy is laughing too.&nbsp; &quot;Why are you laughing?&nbsp; You just lost a hundred bucks, peed all over a bar, you're gonna get thrown out.&quot;&quot;Well, I bet my friend there five hundred dollars I could pee all over the bartender and make him laugh about it.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="LightPhoenix, post: 3201203, member: 115"] A guy walks up to the bar and calls for the bartender. The bartender comes over, and the guy says, "Bartender, I bet you 20 dollars I can bite my own eye." The bartender replies, "There's no way you can do that, you're on!" The guy takes out his glass eye and bites it. The bartender is a good sport, laughs, and give the man his money. He buys himself and his friend some drinks, comes back an hour later. "Bartender, I'll bet you 50 dollars I can bite my own ear." The bartender is a little wary, but says, "There's no [i]way[/i] you can do that! You're on!" The guy takes out his dentures and bites his ear. Now, the bartender is a little miffed, but like I said, he's a good sport. He chuckles and gives the man his money. The guy goes and buys a bunch of shots for his friend and himself. About an hour later, he comes back again. "Bartender, I'll bet you 100 dollars that if you put a shot glass on the bar, I can pee into it and not spill a drop." The bartender has watched the man drink all night, and knows he won't be able to do it. He takes out a shot glass and puts it on the bar, saying, "Alright, you're on!" The man stands up on a stool, upzips his fly, and lets loose. It goes [i]everywhere[/i] - on the bar, on the floor, and especially on the bartender. The bartender is laughing hard, knowing he finally got the guy... but then he notices the guy is laughing too. "Why are you laughing? You just lost a hundred bucks, peed all over a bar, you're gonna get thrown out." "Well, I bet my friend there five hundred dollars I could pee all over the bartender and make him laugh about it." [/QUOTE]

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