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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Pbartender" data-source="post: 3201718" data-attributes="member: 7533">Relax, man...  it's nothing personal...  we're joking.It's just hard to imagine a Roleplaying Gamer, and specifically a D&D Gamer, who can't pull a dozen or so quotes from Monty Python out of his pocket.To address your first comment...The "World's Funniest Joke" doesn't actually mean anything -- even in German, it's gibberish -- which is part of the reason the original sketch was so amusing.At any rate, on with the jokes...Her pipes started leaking, so she called a plumber. Since she had to rush off to work, she told the plumber, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Please fix the pipes, leaves the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Don't worry about my bulldog, Spike. He won't bother you...  But whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances talk to my parrot."That's very important. Don't. Say. Anything. To The Parrrot."So when the plumber arrives and sets to work, he finds the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet intently watching the plumber go about his work.The parrot, on the other hand, let out a steady, unending stream of incessant cursing, cussing, jeering and name-calling. After an hour of ear-splitting torment, the plumbler couldn't take any more, and yelled back,"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"To which the parrot replied, "Spike, get 'im."</blockquote>