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<blockquote data-quote="Simplicity" data-source="post: 3202512" data-attributes="member: 1496">Originality?&nbsp; Come on.&nbsp; Do you really think any one is making up the jokes being posted here?&nbsp; I think I GOT that joke from ENWorld a few years back.&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />&nbsp;&nbsp; But I liked it so much, I reposted it.&nbsp; At any rate, I did post TWO jokes.If you want something more original, perhaps you'd like to hear my list of possible future careers:1) Food scientist.&nbsp; I want to create a margarine substitute called: &quot;I'm Not Certain That's Margarine!&quot;2) Advertising Slogan Maker.&nbsp; #1 rule of advertising slogans is that any slogan sounds better with &quot;dammit!&quot; stuck onto the end.&nbsp; &quot;Food, Folks, and Fun, dammit!&quot;.&nbsp; &quot;Apply directly to forehead, dammit!&quot;3) Chinese spirtualist shop owner.&nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;Yin-yang half off!&nbsp; Buy one, get fung shui!&quot;4) Director.&nbsp; I want to create an action movie based on the Bible.&nbsp; It'll be called &quot;The Greatest Action Movie Ever Told&quot;.&nbsp; Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jesus: &quot;Ahl be bach!&quot;.&nbsp; Steven Seagal as Noah, who must foil a terrorist from taking over his ark.&nbsp; I wanted Wesley &quot;Always Bet On Black&quot; Snipes to play the devil, but I've been told that that would be seen as &quot;racist&quot;.&nbsp; Whatever.&nbsp; I wasn't the one using the line.&nbsp; Maybe that's not a great idea though.&nbsp; And he's kind of got problems of his own anyways right now.5) Agent.&nbsp; Speaking of Wesley Snipes, I want to be an agent for Wesley Snipes.&nbsp; I think he'd do well as a spokesperson for H&amp;R Block.&nbsp; &quot;Always bet on Block!&quot;&nbsp; Get it?&nbsp; That'd be an awesome spot.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Simplicity, post: 3202512, member: 1496"] Originality? Come on. Do you really think any one is making up the jokes being posted here? I think I GOT that joke from ENWorld a few years back. :) But I liked it so much, I reposted it. At any rate, I did post TWO jokes. If you want something more original, perhaps you'd like to hear my list of possible future careers: 1) Food scientist. I want to create a margarine substitute called: "I'm Not Certain That's Margarine!" 2) Advertising Slogan Maker. #1 rule of advertising slogans is that any slogan sounds better with "dammit!" stuck onto the end. "Food, Folks, and Fun, dammit!". "Apply directly to forehead, dammit!" 3) Chinese spirtualist shop owner. "Yin-yang half off! Buy one, get fung shui!" 4) Director. I want to create an action movie based on the Bible. It'll be called "The Greatest Action Movie Ever Told". Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jesus: "Ahl be bach!". Steven Seagal as Noah, who must foil a terrorist from taking over his ark. I wanted Wesley "Always Bet On Black" Snipes to play the devil, but I've been told that that would be seen as "racist". Whatever. I wasn't the one using the line. Maybe that's not a great idea though. And he's kind of got problems of his own anyways right now. 5) Agent. Speaking of Wesley Snipes, I want to be an agent for Wesley Snipes. I think he'd do well as a spokesperson for H&R Block. "Always bet on Block!" Get it? That'd be an awesome spot. [/QUOTE]

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