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<blockquote data-quote="Bubbalicious" data-source="post: 3213672" data-attributes="member: 7274"><p>Here are a couple for the ladies:</p><p></p><p>A young couple moves into a house that shares a backyard with an older couple's house. The elder housewife decides to take the younger under her wing and teach her all she needs to know about married life, so every Sunday they both did their laundry and met outside to talk while hanging it out to dry. One Sunday the elder housewife didn't show, so the younger went ahead and hung out her wash. A couple of hours later it started to rain and the younger woman got soaked as she went outside to pull down her laundry. The next Sunday, the younger housewife went outside to hang her laundry, followed closely by the elder.</p><p></p><p>Younger - "I missed you last week."</p><p></p><p>Elder - "I guess I should have told you it was going to rain."</p><p></p><p>Younger - "How did you know it would rain?"</p><p></p><p>Elder - "Well dear, when I wake up in the morning, I look at my hunband's manhood. If it lays on his left leg, it's going to be a clear day, but if it lays on his right leg, it's going to rain. On those days, I hang my laundry inside."</p><p></p><p>Younger - "What does it mean if your husband has an erection?"</p><p></p><p>Elder - "Oh sweetie, on those days I don't do laundry!!!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bubbalicious, post: 3213672, member: 7274"] Here are a couple for the ladies: A young couple moves into a house that shares a backyard with an older couple's house. The elder housewife decides to take the younger under her wing and teach her all she needs to know about married life, so every Sunday they both did their laundry and met outside to talk while hanging it out to dry. One Sunday the elder housewife didn't show, so the younger went ahead and hung out her wash. A couple of hours later it started to rain and the younger woman got soaked as she went outside to pull down her laundry. The next Sunday, the younger housewife went outside to hang her laundry, followed closely by the elder. Younger - "I missed you last week." Elder - "I guess I should have told you it was going to rain." Younger - "How did you know it would rain?" Elder - "Well dear, when I wake up in the morning, I look at my hunband's manhood. If it lays on his left leg, it's going to be a clear day, but if it lays on his right leg, it's going to rain. On those days, I hang my laundry inside." Younger - "What does it mean if your husband has an erection?" Elder - "Oh sweetie, on those days I don't do laundry!!!" [/QUOTE]
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