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<blockquote data-quote="Bubbalicious" data-source="post: 3213690" data-attributes="member: 7274">Little Red Riding Hood was all grown up and had moved to the city.&nbsp; She had an apartment with Little Bo Peep, who was also now fully grown.One day, Red Riding Hood decided she needed to visit her Grandma, and told Bo Peep of her plans.Bo Peep said: &quot;Just make sure you're careful, Red.&nbsp; Rumor has it that the Big Bad Wolf has been seen around for the first time since that thing with you and the Woodsman.Red: &quot;Yeah, I've heard the rumors, but he doesn't scare me.&nbsp; I've handled him once, and if I need to I'll handle him again.&quot;Bo:&nbsp; &quot;Well just remember, the Woodsman moved, and your Grandma lives way out in the woods, so there will be no one there to back you up.&quot;Red:&nbsp; &quot;Don't worry about me, Bo, I'm a big girl now.&quot;So Red Riding Hood put on her little red panties.&nbsp; Then she put on her little red bra.&nbsp; Then she put on her little red hooded jumpsuit.&nbsp; Then she put on her little red boots.&nbsp; She grabbed a basket and left for Grandma's house.She skipped along over the river and through the woods, picking some of Grandma's favorite berries and flowers along the way.&nbsp; A couple of times, she thought she saw something out of the corner of her eye, but she chalked it up to imagination and paranoia and skipped on all the way to Grandma's house.When she set her first foot in Grandma's yard, the Big Bad Wolf jumped out of the bushes and blocked her path.Wolf:&nbsp; &quot;I've been looking forward to this day for a long time, Red.&nbsp; I've done nothing all these years but dream of how I would exact my revenge.&nbsp; You've grown up real nice though, Red.&nbsp; Puts me in mind of something else.&nbsp; You're lookin' so good, I think it calls for a change of plan.&quot;&quot;Instead of what I was going to do, I think I'm gonna fu%# them little red boots off ya!&quot;&quot;Then I'm gonna fu%# that little red jumpsuit off ya!&quot;&quot;And I'm not stopping there, no!&nbsp; 'Cause then I'm gonna fu%# that little red bra off ya!&nbsp; And then I'm gonna fu%# them little red panties off ya!!!&quot;The wolf stopped then because he noticed Red Riding Hood was sort of laughing a bit.Wolf:&nbsp; &quot;What the Hell's so funny?!?!&quot;Red:&nbsp; &quot;You've got it all wrong wolf...&quot;&quot;The book says you eat me!!!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Bubbalicious, post: 3213690, member: 7274"] Little Red Riding Hood was all grown up and had moved to the city. She had an apartment with Little Bo Peep, who was also now fully grown. One day, Red Riding Hood decided she needed to visit her Grandma, and told Bo Peep of her plans. Bo Peep said: "Just make sure you're careful, Red. Rumor has it that the Big Bad Wolf has been seen around for the first time since that thing with you and the Woodsman. Red: "Yeah, I've heard the rumors, but he doesn't scare me. I've handled him once, and if I need to I'll handle him again." Bo: "Well just remember, the Woodsman moved, and your Grandma lives way out in the woods, so there will be no one there to back you up." Red: "Don't worry about me, Bo, I'm a big girl now." So Red Riding Hood put on her little red panties. Then she put on her little red bra. Then she put on her little red hooded jumpsuit. Then she put on her little red boots. She grabbed a basket and left for Grandma's house. She skipped along over the river and through the woods, picking some of Grandma's favorite berries and flowers along the way. A couple of times, she thought she saw something out of the corner of her eye, but she chalked it up to imagination and paranoia and skipped on all the way to Grandma's house. When she set her first foot in Grandma's yard, the Big Bad Wolf jumped out of the bushes and blocked her path. Wolf: "I've been looking forward to this day for a long time, Red. I've done nothing all these years but dream of how I would exact my revenge. You've grown up real nice though, Red. Puts me in mind of something else. You're lookin' so good, I think it calls for a change of plan." "Instead of what I was going to do, I think I'm gonna fu%# them little red boots off ya!" "Then I'm gonna fu%# that little red jumpsuit off ya!" "And I'm not stopping there, no! 'Cause then I'm gonna fu%# that little red bra off ya! And then I'm gonna fu%# them little red panties off ya!!!" The wolf stopped then because he noticed Red Riding Hood was sort of laughing a bit. Wolf: "What the Hell's so funny?!?!" Red: "You've got it all wrong wolf..." "The book says you eat me!!!" [/QUOTE]

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