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<blockquote data-quote="SpringPlum" data-source="post: 1760033" data-attributes="member: 10318"><p>One of my favorites is:</p><p></p><p>Q. How many elves does it take to sharpen a sword?</p><p>A. Three, one to do the sharpening, and two to compose a song about it so when the first one is done four hundred years later, they can remember whose sword it is.</p><p></p><p>Another good one:</p><p></p><p>A bard who specializes in ventrioloquism is performing in a tavern, doing several jokes about how dumb half-orcs are.</p><p></p><p>A very large, very mean-looking half-orc in the back of the room stands up and growls, "I'm sick of everyone making fun of half-orcs and saying we're stupid."</p><p></p><p>The bard begins to apologize for offending the half-orc.</p><p></p><p>The half-orc says, "Sir, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the little smart-a** sitting in your lap."</p><p></p><p>In our current homebrew, one of the PCs is from a kingdom called Solaria, so I've taken a bunch of the jokes and modified them so they make fun of Solarians. The character (and his player) nearly cry when my character says, "So I heard this joke today..."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SpringPlum, post: 1760033, member: 10318"] One of my favorites is: Q. How many elves does it take to sharpen a sword? A. Three, one to do the sharpening, and two to compose a song about it so when the first one is done four hundred years later, they can remember whose sword it is. Another good one: A bard who specializes in ventrioloquism is performing in a tavern, doing several jokes about how dumb half-orcs are. A very large, very mean-looking half-orc in the back of the room stands up and growls, "I'm sick of everyone making fun of half-orcs and saying we're stupid." The bard begins to apologize for offending the half-orc. The half-orc says, "Sir, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the little smart-a** sitting in your lap." In our current homebrew, one of the PCs is from a kingdom called Solaria, so I've taken a bunch of the jokes and modified them so they make fun of Solarians. The character (and his player) nearly cry when my character says, "So I heard this joke today..." [/QUOTE]
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