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<blockquote data-quote="Red Wyrmling" data-source="post: 1791769" data-attributes="member: 17217">*&nbsp; What's the difference between haggis and a half-orc? &nbsp; &nbsp; Haggis actually does contain brains.*&nbsp; How do you bury a dwarf? &nbsp; &nbsp; You leave his ass above ground so you can park your bike in it.*&nbsp; Whay happens when you blow in an orc's ear?&nbsp; &nbsp; You give him a braintransplant.*&nbsp; What's a half-orc in a library?&nbsp; &nbsp; Lost!*&nbsp; Santa, a stupid orc and a smart orc are walking down the street, they all&nbsp; &nbsp; see a $50 bill lying on the ground, who'll be the first to pick it up?&nbsp; &nbsp; The stupid orc of course, the other two don't exist.*&nbsp; How does a half orc try to kill a bird?&nbsp; &nbsp; He throws it of a cliff.*&nbsp; How can you keep an orc busy for hours?&nbsp; &nbsp; You just write: &quot;Turn me over&quot; on both sides of a piece of paper.*&nbsp; Why does a dwarf take a stone and matches to his his bed?&nbsp; &nbsp; They use the stone to throw out the lamp, and the matches to check if &nbsp; &nbsp; it's really out!*&nbsp; How do you call a female orc with 2 braincells?&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; Pregnant!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Red Wyrmling, post: 1791769, member: 17217"] * What's the difference between haggis and a half-orc? Haggis actually does contain brains. * How do you bury a dwarf? You leave his ass above ground so you can park your bike in it. * Whay happens when you blow in an orc's ear? You give him a braintransplant. * What's a half-orc in a library? Lost! * Santa, a stupid orc and a smart orc are walking down the street, they all see a $50 bill lying on the ground, who'll be the first to pick it up? The stupid orc of course, the other two don't exist. * How does a half orc try to kill a bird? He throws it of a cliff. * How can you keep an orc busy for hours? You just write: "Turn me over" on both sides of a piece of paper. * Why does a dwarf take a stone and matches to his his bed? They use the stone to throw out the lamp, and the matches to check if it's really out! * How do you call a female orc with 2 braincells? Pregnant! [/QUOTE]

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