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<blockquote data-quote="Half-Mad" data-source="post: 1745696" data-attributes="member: 23256">Ahh, right, Maldur.&nbsp; Not Mulder.Next year, if not a leash, he will at least need a bell tied around his neck.&nbsp; A big, heavy church bell, that is difficult to move.&nbsp; At least then, people would notice as he's leaving.I agree about the Ram.&nbsp; But, I was referring to when everybody left the strip club.&nbsp; Somebody (I forget his name (sorry, I'm bad with names)), came back in to get me.&nbsp; But, Hound wasn't outside already, so I chose to wait.&nbsp; Apparently, he was off in the bathroom.*&nbsp; So, after last call, we took a taxi back to the hotel.&nbsp; Apparently when I'm drunk, I snore loudly.&nbsp; The next day, the gelflings were comparing my snoring to about half a dozen different animals.* - A story I find amusing while I was in the States.&nbsp; At a gas station with restraunt, I ask somebody that worked there, &quot;Where is the bathroom?&quot;.&nbsp; He stares blankly at me.&nbsp; Ok, technically, there is no bath in it.&nbsp; I ask, &quot;Where is the washroom?..&quot;.&nbsp; Still just a blank stare.&nbsp; &quot;... toilet?&quot;**.&nbsp; Nothing.&nbsp; Hound is beside me by this time and mentions &quot;restroom&quot;.&nbsp; Ok, so I give it a shot, &quot;Restroom?&quot;.&nbsp; Finally, I get directions.&nbsp; So, in the States, pooping and peeing is apparently referred to as resting.&nbsp; Odd that, I usually try to put in a bit of an effort... and if I choose to sit there for awhile, my legs tend to fall asleep due to the toilet seat.** - How the hell could &quot;toilet&quot; be misunderstood?&nbsp; What do Americans call it?&nbsp; Shjt hole?&nbsp; Piss Pot?&nbsp; Porcelin Throne?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Half-Mad, post: 1745696, member: 23256"] Ahh, right, Maldur. Not Mulder. Next year, if not a leash, he will at least need a bell tied around his neck. A big, heavy church bell, that is difficult to move. At least then, people would notice as he's leaving. I agree about the Ram. But, I was referring to when everybody left the strip club. Somebody (I forget his name (sorry, I'm bad with names)), came back in to get me. But, Hound wasn't outside already, so I chose to wait. Apparently, he was off in the bathroom.* So, after last call, we took a taxi back to the hotel. Apparently when I'm drunk, I snore loudly. The next day, the gelflings were comparing my snoring to about half a dozen different animals. * - A story I find amusing while I was in the States. At a gas station with restraunt, I ask somebody that worked there, "Where is the bathroom?". He stares blankly at me. Ok, technically, there is no bath in it. I ask, "Where is the washroom?..". Still just a blank stare. "... toilet?"**. Nothing. Hound is beside me by this time and mentions "restroom". Ok, so I give it a shot, "Restroom?". Finally, I get directions. So, in the States, pooping and peeing is apparently referred to as resting. Odd that, I usually try to put in a bit of an effort... and if I choose to sit there for awhile, my legs tend to fall asleep due to the toilet seat. ** - How the hell could "toilet" be misunderstood? What do Americans call it? Shjt hole? Piss Pot? Porcelin Throne? [/QUOTE]

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