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Message: <blockquote data-quote="WayneLigon" data-source="post: 6749406" data-attributes="member: 3649">HARMLESS HISTORICAL NUTSby Leslie FishAs I was out shopping, expecting no harmTwo big F.B.I. men grabbed me by the armDragged me into a cellar, shown lights in my eyesDemanding full answers without any liesAbout this new threat to good patriotism,This Society for . . . Creative Anarchism.    I said they're just...    ..... harmless historical nuts    Who wear boiler plates on their butts    Who dress up in clothes from the 12th century    To bash on each other with sticks and debris    And make up the worlds largest private army.....    Harmless historical nutsI answered 'tis true to that club I belongBut pardon me gentlefolk, you've got the name wrongNow, I swear by the cross and the host and the chrismThat last word is actually AnachronismIt just means outdated, pray why don't you lookIn Sir Merriam Webster's reliable book    It'll says we're just....    ..... harmless historical nuts    Who wear boiler plates on their butts    Who dress up in clothes from the 12th century    To bash on each other with sticks and debris    And make up the worlds largest private army.....    Harmless historical nutsWhen finally persuaded to look up the wordThey blushed and they winced loud enough to be heardThey hastily sent me back out on the streetBut I new it wasn't over and once more we'd meetSo I passed on the warning to realms far and nearTo give the impression for all the next year    That we're just...    ..... harmless historical nuts    Who wear boiler plates on their butts    Who dress up in clothes from the 12th century    To bash on each other with sticks and debris    And make up the worlds largest private army.....    Harmless historical nutsAnd yep, soon enough four infiltrators came inAll snooping for politics, sniffing for sinThree went away again scratching their headsBut the fourth quit his job and turned stick jock insteadHe's won coronets, he's in love with the sportAnd we still have a copy of his last report    It says we're just...    ..... harmless historical nuts    Who wear boiler plates on their butts    Who dress up in clothes from the 12th century    To bash on each other with sticks and debris    And make up the worlds largest private army.....    Harmless historical nuts    Harmless historical nuts</blockquote>

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