Upgrade your account to a Community Supporter account and remove most of the site ads.
Enchanted Trinkets Complete--a hardcover book containing over 500 magic items for your D&D games!

Reply to thread

Message: <blockquote data-quote="Grim" data-source="post: 419365" data-attributes="member: 132">Some funky stuff happened, so this post is a little wierd.UMM... this part of the session was boring, and didn't make sense, so I will... summerize:Father Trojan sold Shelly a copy of his naughty book, the Book of Naughty Deeds, in exchange for information about whatever was attacking the caravans.Father Trojan said it was goblins, they bought his book. Then he left, happily.That evening, as everyone had settled down, Anna and Shelly kept watch. About an hour after midnight, Shelley heard voices from the bushes."Hey, Bob.""Yah, Jay?""I think she sees us.""Who?""The cute one.""Oh. Yah, me too.""Uh, Bob?""Yay Jay?""What should we do?""Attack! We're goblins! What else do we do?"Jay though for a while, and as he did, Shelly slipped into the bushes next to her."OK, lets go. Hey, Bob, where did she go?""Who?""The hot one!""I don't know.""Lets charge the other one.""OK."They charged out of the bushes, screaming like... well, goblins. Bob ran up to Anna and swung at her with his mace, missing horribly. Meanwhile, Jay found the "hottie," but only after she had shot him in the head."Uh, Bob...""I'm kind of busy right now, Jay.""Bob. I found the cute one." At this, he died.Bob looked over at his fallen companion. Hmm. Maybe there was more to life than attacking stupidly. Maybe. That was the last thought to go through Bob's head. But it wasn't the last thing. The last thing to go through Bob's head was Anna's sword.The screams had woken up most of the party, but after the mess was cleaned up, they slept peacefully again.The next morning, the party set out again. After an hour of travel, they saw on the horizon a cloud of smoke. Pushing thier horses, the party sped towards the ever expanding cloud.Summary again:The party fought a bunch of goblins and dire rats that had just burned a caravan. The goblins included one Priincess Buttercup, a prissy, whiny, spoiled goblin princess, who due to... strange things, has the psudonatural template. She turned into her tenticle form by sucking in her skin, sort of a reverse matrix thing. It was pretty funky. Her "brother" was a goblin fighter with cool armor that could cast sonic burning hands once per day. Buttercup kept mentioning how this was her "tea party" and both siblings keep mentioning thier "father." The party, of course, slays everything, except for some goblin captives, who they slay after questioning. From the questioning, they learn that the goblins live in a cave to the east, that their "Father" is a human named Slade, and that he actually did father Buttercup and her brother. There is another night attack, and again the goblins mentioning how the party has "angered father."In the morning, things get funky. In RL, we decided it would be better to split the party in two, with two DMs. In game, a man in white showed up, said "Come with me if you would like to knwo what is really going on." So half the party went with him and half stayed with me, along with a new addition, Taana, a half Orc barbarian. She was a lone traveler who was willing to kill things for gold, and since the party had just lost half of itself, it was agreed upon.So now the party, almost all hired by Lord North, is down to:Cathlienn, a half elf cleric of Elhonna duty bound to help the kingdomAnna, a half elf ranger in search of vengance and fortune.Kia, an elven bard who was bored with court life.Lynx, a wolfman fighter-mage who was thawed out to assist Lord NorthAnd Taana, a wandering half orc looking for gold.Next time: An actual installment.</blockquote>

Verification