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<blockquote data-quote="Richards" data-source="post: 985914" data-attributes="member: 508"><p>First of all, apologies for the lateness of my comments, but I've been involved in a move halfway across the continent and I'm just now to the point where I can grab an hour or two on the library Internet and do some catching up on what all I've missed at EN World.</p><p></p><p>Xaltar and Ziona, congratulations on your imminent parenthood! You've no doubt heard it before and you'll hear it again, but having a child changes everything. I hope you have as much fun at it as my wife and I have had raising our two sons.</p><p></p><p>Doc, it's been an excellent run, and you finished off the storyline in as marvellous a manner as we've all come to expect from you. I hope you'll be entertaining us with the exploits of your next campaign before too long.</p><p></p><p>And, seeing as the campaign is now at an end, I suppose this is my last chance to perform my self-appointed, unofficial duties as the Bard to the <em>Knights of Spellforge Keep</em> campaign. To that end, I have prepared a final parody song highlighting some of the events throughout this fantastic Story Hour. Since I built the song around Alanis Morrisette's "Thank You," I didn't even have to worry about making any of the words rhyme! (Hmm, maybe that's why I'm the soon-to-be-unemployed Bard of Spellforge Keep -- cutting corners!) In any case, here goes nothing:</p><p></p><p>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -</p><p><strong>THANK YOU</strong></p><p></p><p>How 'bout that time the Knights fought in the arena?</p><p>How 'bout fighting without the safety on?</p><p>How 'bout them pissing off old Acessiwal?</p><p>How 'bout that ever elusive Meepo?</p><p></p><p>Thank you Doc Midnight</p><p>Thank you Dartan</p><p>Thank you Sir Vek Mormont, lich</p><p>Thank you Myramus</p><p>Thank you Menerous</p><p>Thank you Jamison Crow</p><p></p><p>How 'bout when we learned who killed Kizzlorn's parents?</p><p>How 'bout Vek enjoying his undead army?</p><p>How 'bout how good it feels to once more reread you?</p><p>How 'bout reading the whole thing at one time?</p><p></p><p>Thank you Doc Midnight</p><p>Thank you Jettok</p><p>Thank you Tenchi Foxfingers</p><p>Thank you Gryph Greycloak</p><p>Thank you Angelique</p><p>Thank you Dekker Roughfoot</p><p></p><p>The moment I clicked on the link</p><p>Was the moment I got more than I could wish for</p><p>The moment that I finished it</p><p>Was the moment I cried "More!"</p><p></p><p>How 'bout when Wee Jas granted Vek his last gift?</p><p>How 'bout dismembering old Ashardalon?</p><p>How 'bout unabashedly bawling for Hannah?</p><p>How 'bout using the Deck of Many Things?</p><p></p><p>Thank you Doc Midnight</p><p>Thank you Silver Quill</p><p>Thank you Knights of Spellforge Keep</p><p>Thank you Gorgoldand</p><p>Thank you Snooky, too</p><p>Thank you thank you Addicts, yeah yeah</p><p>Whoa whoa whoa...</p><p>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -</p><p></p><p>Johnathan</p><p>Self-Appointed, Unofficial Bard to the <em>Knights of Spellforge Keep</em> Campaign</p><p>In his Farewell Performance</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Richards, post: 985914, member: 508"] First of all, apologies for the lateness of my comments, but I've been involved in a move halfway across the continent and I'm just now to the point where I can grab an hour or two on the library Internet and do some catching up on what all I've missed at EN World. Xaltar and Ziona, congratulations on your imminent parenthood! You've no doubt heard it before and you'll hear it again, but having a child changes everything. I hope you have as much fun at it as my wife and I have had raising our two sons. Doc, it's been an excellent run, and you finished off the storyline in as marvellous a manner as we've all come to expect from you. I hope you'll be entertaining us with the exploits of your next campaign before too long. And, seeing as the campaign is now at an end, I suppose this is my last chance to perform my self-appointed, unofficial duties as the Bard to the [I]Knights of Spellforge Keep[/I] campaign. To that end, I have prepared a final parody song highlighting some of the events throughout this fantastic Story Hour. Since I built the song around Alanis Morrisette's "Thank You," I didn't even have to worry about making any of the words rhyme! (Hmm, maybe that's why I'm the soon-to-be-unemployed Bard of Spellforge Keep -- cutting corners!) In any case, here goes nothing: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - [B]THANK YOU[/B] How 'bout that time the Knights fought in the arena? How 'bout fighting without the safety on? How 'bout them pissing off old Acessiwal? How 'bout that ever elusive Meepo? Thank you Doc Midnight Thank you Dartan Thank you Sir Vek Mormont, lich Thank you Myramus Thank you Menerous Thank you Jamison Crow How 'bout when we learned who killed Kizzlorn's parents? How 'bout Vek enjoying his undead army? How 'bout how good it feels to once more reread you? How 'bout reading the whole thing at one time? Thank you Doc Midnight Thank you Jettok Thank you Tenchi Foxfingers Thank you Gryph Greycloak Thank you Angelique Thank you Dekker Roughfoot The moment I clicked on the link Was the moment I got more than I could wish for The moment that I finished it Was the moment I cried "More!" How 'bout when Wee Jas granted Vek his last gift? How 'bout dismembering old Ashardalon? How 'bout unabashedly bawling for Hannah? How 'bout using the Deck of Many Things? Thank you Doc Midnight Thank you Silver Quill Thank you Knights of Spellforge Keep Thank you Gorgoldand Thank you Snooky, too Thank you thank you Addicts, yeah yeah Whoa whoa whoa... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Johnathan Self-Appointed, Unofficial Bard to the [I]Knights of Spellforge Keep[/I] Campaign In his Farewell Performance [/QUOTE]
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