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<blockquote data-quote="haakon1" data-source="post: 5972546" data-attributes="member: 25619">I REALLY doubt you run your campaign this way.&nbsp; From most of what you post, you don't seem interesting in running&nbsp; a &quot;Super Friends Boss the World&quot; campaign.&nbsp; I assume you see how incredibly boring that kind of campaign&nbsp; world would be.When the campaign you're describing is more out of control than anything run in Knights of the Dinner Table, I wonder what the heck you're talking about.&lt;Shakes head&gt; I'd never allow this crap as a DM.&nbsp; Again, I'm surprise if you would.&nbsp; If it starting going this way, if the peasants didn't get them with poison, eventually something like those would happen.Player:&nbsp; I'm unstoppable!&nbsp; I'm king of the world!&nbsp; Nothing can touch me!DM:&nbsp; Really?&nbsp; You're quoting Titanic now?&nbsp; The clouds darken, and lightning flashes -- three bolts.&nbsp; (Rolls, rolls, rolls.)&nbsp; One of them hits you!&nbsp; For (rolls a ridiculous number of dice), oh not good, 87 hp.&nbsp; The two other lightning bolts sizzle on the ground and coalesce into men.&nbsp; One is an old man, clad in a toga, wearing a crown.&nbsp; The other is younger, wearing a horned helmet and carrying a large warhammer.&nbsp; The older man says, &quot;What mortal dares call himself king of the world?&quot;. . . And so, the lightning bolt from Zeus and the hammer of Thor hit you simultaneously.&nbsp; Both are automatic crits, and because of a special cross-pantheon chaining crits that I just made up, you take this much damage (dumps all of the dice on the table), squared.&nbsp; You're dead.&nbsp; Turn in your character sheet.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="haakon1, post: 5972546, member: 25619"] I REALLY doubt you run your campaign this way. From most of what you post, you don't seem interesting in running a "Super Friends Boss the World" campaign. I assume you see how incredibly boring that kind of campaign world would be. When the campaign you're describing is more out of control than anything run in Knights of the Dinner Table, I wonder what the heck you're talking about. <Shakes head> I'd never allow this crap as a DM. Again, I'm surprise if you would. If it starting going this way, if the peasants didn't get them with poison, eventually something like those would happen. Player: I'm unstoppable! I'm king of the world! Nothing can touch me! DM: Really? You're quoting Titanic now? The clouds darken, and lightning flashes -- three bolts. (Rolls, rolls, rolls.) One of them hits you! For (rolls a ridiculous number of dice), oh not good, 87 hp. The two other lightning bolts sizzle on the ground and coalesce into men. One is an old man, clad in a toga, wearing a crown. The other is younger, wearing a horned helmet and carrying a large warhammer. The older man says, "What mortal dares call himself king of the world?" . . . And so, the lightning bolt from Zeus and the hammer of Thor hit you simultaneously. Both are automatic crits, and because of a special cross-pantheon chaining crits that I just made up, you take this much damage (dumps all of the dice on the table), squared. You're dead. Turn in your character sheet. [/QUOTE]

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