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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Daern" data-source="post: 5465632" data-attributes="member: 81800"><p> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=There%20used%20to%20be%20a%20street%20named%20after%20Chuck%20Norris,%20but%20it%20was%20changed%20because%20nobody%20crosses%20Chuck%20Norris%20and%20lives." target="_blank">There used to be a street named after Emperor Zacris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Emperor Zacris and lives.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20has%20already%20been%20to%20Mars;%20that%27s%20why%20there%20are%20no%20signs%20of%20life." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris has already been to the Void; that's why there are no signs of life.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20died%2020%20years%20ago,%20Death%20just%20hasn%27t%20built%20up%20the%20courage%20to%20tell%20him%20yet." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris died 1000 years ago, the Raven Queen just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Some%20magicans%20can%20walk%20on%20water,%20Chuck%20Norris%20can%20swim%20through%20land." target="_blank">Some magicans can walk on water, Emperor Zacris can swim through land.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20and%20Superman%20once%20fought%20each%20other%20on%20a%20bet.%20The%20loser%20had%20to%20start%20wearing%20his%20underwear%20on%20the%20outside%20of%20his%20pants." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris and Orcus once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to  start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20counted%20to%20infinity%20-%20twice." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris counted to infinity - twice.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20built%20the%20hospital%20he%20was%20born%20in." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris built the temple he was born in.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Death%20once%20had%20a%20near-Chuck%20Norris%20experience" target="_blank">Torog once had a near-Zacris experience</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20can%20divide%20by%20zero" target="_blank">Emperor Zacris can divide by zero</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=When%20the%20Boogeyman%20goes%20to%20sleep%20every%20night,%20he%20checks%20his%20closet%20for%20Chuck%20Norris." target="_blank">When the Vecna goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Emperor Zacris.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20will%20never%20have%20a%20heart%20attack.%20His%20heart%20isn%27t%20nearly%20foolish%20enough%20to%20attack%20him." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20once%20kicked%20a%20horse%20in%20the%20chin.%20Its%20decendants%20are%20known%20today%20as%20Giraffes." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris once cast Bigby's Grasping hand on a horse.  Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=There%20is%20no%20theory%20of%20evolution.%20Just%20a%20list%20of%20animals%20Chuck%20Norris%20allows%20to%20live." target="_blank">There was no Dawn War. Just a list of gods Emperor Zacris allows to live.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20never%20needs%20a%20flash%20light,%20he%20just%20stares%20into%20the%20darkness%20and%20it%20moves%20out%20of%20the%20way." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris never needs a light spell, he just stares into the darkness and it moves out of the way.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=When%20Chuck%20Norris%20looks%20at%20himself%20at%20a%20mirror,%20there%20is%20no%20reflection.%20There%20can%20only%20be%20one%20Chuck%20Norris." target="_blank">When Emperor Zacris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one </a><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=When%20Chuck%20Norris%20looks%20at%20himself%20at%20a%20mirror,%20there%20is%20no%20reflection.%20There%20can%20only%20be%20one%20Chuck%20Norris." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris</a><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=When%20Chuck%20Norris%20looks%20at%20himself%20at%20a%20mirror,%20there%20is%20no%20reflection.%20There%20can%20only%20be%20one%20Chuck%20Norris." target="_blank">.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=When%20Chuck%20Norris%20looks%20at%20himself%20at%20a%20mirror,%20there%20is%20no%20reflection.%20There%20can%20only%20be%20one%20Chuck%20Norris." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris</a><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20is%20the%20only%20man%20to%20punch%20a%20cyclops%20between%20the%20eyes" target="_blank"> is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=When%20Chuck%20Norris%20looks%20at%20himself%20at%20a%20mirror,%20there%20is%20no%20reflection.%20There%20can%20only%20be%20one%20Chuck%20Norris." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris</a><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20is%20the%20only%20person%20who%20can%20kick%20you%20in%20the%20back%20of%20the%20face" target="_blank"> is the only person who can melt the back of the face</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=When%20Chuck%20Norris%20looks%20at%20himself%20at%20a%20mirror,%20there%20is%20no%20reflection.%20There%20can%20only%20be%20one%20Chuck%20Norris." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris</a><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20doesn%27t%20breathe,%20he%20holds%20air%20hostage." target="_blank"> doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Contrary%20to%20popular%20belief,%20Chuck%20Norris%20cannot%20fly.%20He%20just%20jumps%20and%20chooses%20when%20to%20come%20down." target="_blank">Contrary to popular belief, </a><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=When%20Chuck%20Norris%20looks%20at%20himself%20at%20a%20mirror,%20there%20is%20no%20reflection.%20There%20can%20only%20be%20one%20Chuck%20Norris." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris</a><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Contrary%20to%20popular%20belief,%20Chuck%20Norris%20cannot%20fly.%20He%20just%20jumps%20and%20chooses%20when%20to%20come%20down." target="_blank"> cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=When%20Chuck%20Norris%20does%20a%20pushup,%20he%20isn%27t%20lifting%20himself%20up,%20he%27s%20pushing%20the%20Earth%20down." target="_blank">When </a><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=When%20Chuck%20Norris%20looks%20at%20himself%20at%20a%20mirror,%20there%20is%20no%20reflection.%20There%20can%20only%20be%20one%20Chuck%20Norris." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris</a><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=When%20Chuck%20Norris%20does%20a%20pushup,%20he%20isn%27t%20lifting%20himself%20up,%20he%27s%20pushing%20the%20Earth%20down." target="_blank"> does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=When%20Chuck%20Norris%20looks%20at%20himself%20at%20a%20mirror,%20there%20is%20no%20reflection.%20There%20can%20only%20be%20one%20Chuck%20Norris." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris</a><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20doesn%27t%20read%20books.%20He%20stares%20them%20down%20until%20he%20gets%20the%20information%20he%20wants." target="_blank"> doesn't read books. He stares them down until they tell him the information he wants.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=When%20Chuck%20Norris%20looks%20at%20himself%20at%20a%20mirror,%20there%20is%20no%20reflection.%20There%20can%20only%20be%20one%20Chuck%20Norris." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris</a><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20can%20stand%20at%20the%20bottom%20of%20a%20bottomless%20pit." target="_blank"> can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=When%20Chuck%20Norris%20looks%20at%20himself%20at%20a%20mirror,%20there%20is%20no%20reflection.%20There%20can%20only%20be%20one%20Chuck%20Norris." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris</a><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20can%20drown%20a%20fish" target="_blank"> can drown a fish</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=When%20Chuck%20Norris%20looks%20at%20himself%20at%20a%20mirror,%20there%20is%20no%20reflection.%20There%20can%20only%20be%20one%20Chuck%20Norris." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris</a><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20can%20light%20a%20fire%20by%20rubbing%20two%20ice-cubes%20together." target="_blank"> can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.</a></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">                      <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=When%20Chuck%20Norris%20looks%20at%20himself%20at%20a%20mirror,%20there%20is%20no%20reflection.%20There%20can%20only%20be%20one%20Chuck%20Norris." target="_blank">Emperor Zacris</a><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20can%20kill%20two%20stones%20with%20one%20bird" target="_blank"> can kill two stones with one bird</a></li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>

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