NOW LIVE! Today's the day you meet your new best friend. You don’t have to leave Wolfy behind... In 'Pets & Sidekicks' your companions level up with you!

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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Deuce Traveler" data-source="post: 5061072" data-attributes="member: 34958">The professor trots up the hill, with his fellow scouts focused on him and ready to provide cover.  As soon as he reaches the top, however, he relaxes and calls the rest of the party over to check out the scene.  The screaming and yelling men are oblivious to the group as they go about their activities.  The scouts watch as the five small and dirty men fight and argue with... nothing...The largest of the so-called "goblins" stabs at the campfire with a twig as if trying to either stab or perhaps conjure something in the flames.  He wears an interesting helmet and doesn't seem to have much luck with... whatever it is he's doing...Another of the small men is on top of a large rock overlooking the rest of camp and flopping up and down while moving his arms rapidly.  He makes what sounds like eagle impersonations.The third and fourth men are circling around the camp while chasing each other.  When one gets too close he shrieks and turns around, causing the chased to swap with the chaser.  The keep picking up sticks, small rocks and other objects in an attempt to wound the other.  Neither thinks about using the knives at their sides.The fifth man is curled up in a fetal position, rocking himself back and forth while staring at the fire and mumbling to himself.As you take in more of the curious scene a bell can be heard ringing louder.  Somehow a familiar-looking cow got close to you unheard until now, and continues its walk up the hill before taking in the scene and giving a loud, echoing "MOOOOOOOO!".The five humanoids stop in mid-crazy, causing the entire hill to become silent except for a swishing cow tail, and for a moment the tension builds as the thieves all simultaneously turn their heads to stare at the scouts.  Before they can realize their possible threat one throws a rock at the other and they ignore the party once more and go back to their various insanities.  If a cow could swish its tail in frustrated disgust, the one next to you seems to do so now.</blockquote>

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