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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Halford" data-source="post: 4488572" data-attributes="member: 64844">Brudd chuckles, "Ah, thanks fer the offer Quagmire bud, but it just wouldn't be the same. Me and the boss 'ave a system ye see, but he's much craftier than I am so I worry, trustin' Hadeys would be insultin' - if ye can't watch yer back ye aren't worthy of bein' a Cleric of Hadeys." The Minotaur glances around self conciously and then opens up his backpack producing a leather binder. Opening it to hundreds of pages of cheap paper, written upon in a neat copperplate hand. Upon the top sheet is written "The Path of Shadows: Instructions in the proper, and profitable, worship of Hadeys. By Brudd Brassback." "I am hopin' we 'ave an understandin' and that when I finish this off finally I'll be a little less worried about good luck. I need Kraith te look over the guide te money lendin' once we get te Bacarte, and I wondered if Hrav might take a look at the dos and don'ts of enforcement fer me - ye know which breaks heal and which don't that kinda thing. I had been meanin' te stop in a the Chapel of Obolus te refine me tellin' of the coins story - ye all knwo it right?" Brudd looks up, and seeing at least one blank face enthusiastically relays one of his gods most famed exploits. "Hadeys suckered Vulkar inte bettin' that he could ne give Peresefa, who sounds like a good candidate fer yer lady by the way Girth, a single present that had infinite potential, which could be eternal, but was finite. Vulkar bet his most prized possession, his hammer Sky Thunder - forged with the soul of the Shadow Titan. The boss bet his Wife, Peresefa - nobody every accused the god of gamblers of lackin' balls. He gave the Mrs the Shader-kai, a single race, so one thing, and as a race at least potentially eternal, but as individuals finite - genius." He pauses for breath, "Anyway the boss gets Sky Thunder, and Vulkar can't live with it so he spends a part of his essense and creates the black coin - Obolus. With the power te bring the dead back te life fer free, corse Hadeys gives it te his Clerics who charge just a little bit less than the other temples fer resurrection and the Church of Hadeys becomes the wealthiest in Daunton, if not the world. Thats why I worship the boss, hes a god ye can respect, crafty and devious." OOC: Everyone is free to assume Brudd will spend a Healing Word upon them once encounters are over, since he can add 1d6+3 its probably the most efficient way to spend healing surges.</blockquote>

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