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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4493142" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p><strong>Palindrome...</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Gray">Oooooooh, 'GREAT' and 'WISE' and 'ALL-POWERFUL' Doddoddod, it would be rude for me to point out the value of your having cast a <em>Feign Interest </em>ritual upon yourself whilst the PAYING CLIENT was present. Therefore, I shall not.</span></p><p><span style="color: Gray"></span></p><p><span style="color: Gray">But...</span></p><p><span style="color: Gray"></span></p><p><span style="color: Gray">At the risk of not only beating a dead horse, but also corralling his living relatives, extinguishing their lives, and proceeding to tenderize their remains with a dwarven hammer, I should like to point out what I ALWAYS point out before I am sent on little 'find it' missions of this sort--such as the one in which I had to stick my hands in the excrement of 121 privies to find a dowdy dowager's ring--YOU could take, say, ten minutes to an hour to cast a SINGLE DIVINATION SPELL to find the answer to this dilemna. Then I could go back to studying my rituals. </span>[Palindrome points at Woe.] <span style="color: Gray">My friend over there could go back to working on a raging case of syphilis. </span>[Palindrome casts a thumb at Tander.] <span style="color: Gray">He can go back to randomly addressing dieties in hopes of a response. (Like they'd ever have any time to respond between trysts with virgins and in-family fights.) </span>[Nods at Tristan.] <span style="color: Gray">And he can return to writing sonnets to his lost love.</span></p><p></p><p>Palindrome then turns to Woe. Palindrome points and gestures that there's still a little stuck in Woe's teeth. <span style="color: Gray">"You missed something, buddy."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4493142, member: 4413"] [b]Palindrome...[/b] [COLOR="Gray"]Oooooooh, 'GREAT' and 'WISE' and 'ALL-POWERFUL' Doddoddod, it would be rude for me to point out the value of your having cast a [I]Feign Interest [/I]ritual upon yourself whilst the PAYING CLIENT was present. Therefore, I shall not. But... At the risk of not only beating a dead horse, but also corralling his living relatives, extinguishing their lives, and proceeding to tenderize their remains with a dwarven hammer, I should like to point out what I ALWAYS point out before I am sent on little 'find it' missions of this sort--such as the one in which I had to stick my hands in the excrement of 121 privies to find a dowdy dowager's ring--YOU could take, say, ten minutes to an hour to cast a SINGLE DIVINATION SPELL to find the answer to this dilemna. Then I could go back to studying my rituals. [/COLOR][Palindrome points at Woe.] [COLOR="Gray"]My friend over there could go back to working on a raging case of syphilis. [/COLOR][Palindrome casts a thumb at Tander.] [COLOR="Gray"]He can go back to randomly addressing dieties in hopes of a response. (Like they'd ever have any time to respond between trysts with virgins and in-family fights.) [/COLOR][Nods at Tristan.] [COLOR="Gray"]And he can return to writing sonnets to his lost love.[/COLOR] Palindrome then turns to Woe. Palindrome points and gestures that there's still a little stuck in Woe's teeth. [COLOR="Gray"]"You missed something, buddy."[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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