NOW LIVE! Today's the day you meet your new best friend. You don’t have to leave Wolfy behind... In 'Pets & Sidekicks' your companions level up with you!

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Message: <blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4654084" data-attributes="member: 4413">"Why, thank you, Expendable Joe," says Palindrome in a magnamanious tone. The wizard turns to the halfling. "Oh, Meatshield...."He snaps his fingers. "Part of your duties as familiar include tasting my food.""Eat.""Now."Palindrome's eyes light up at the mention of the value of the floating quill. "A thousand?!" he mouths silently in wonderment and delight, causing the feather to vanish into his sub-pocket. He pulls out his notebook and begins calculating which enchantments are approximately worth one thousand gold. He seems to be drooling."We found a naked dead chick, master." "It was awesome."[sblock=It's going to be a busy night...]Since we're up past Doddoddod's bedtime (i.e. after mid-afternoon), the old fart will go to sleep in a bit. Palindrome will slip back on the amulet, steal the bit of glass (which shouldn't be too hard since Doddoddod makes Palindrome empty the pockets of all his clothing and sort the contents, then take the clothing to the laundry--hopefully it won't involve clipping Dod*3's toenails or picking the bits of food out of his beard), clean the glass, snag some demon blood from Doddoddod's lab, smear the demon blood on the glass, put the glass into Doddoddod's 'evidence closet' (also known as the 'Closet of Things He Will Eventually Get To In a Year or So'), and get back to the business of...<ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Sewing the bag of holding into the overalls.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Divining the feather's magical properties.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Resting and memorizing sleep.</li> </ol>[/sblock][sblock=Note to GM]Don't forget: Marco was hightailing it out of town because of the 'mass murders' associated with the Screamer.[/sblock]</blockquote>

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