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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4737843" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p>[sblock=Final Battle?]</p><p>Aw, man! I hope not!</p><p></p><p>We still haven't figured out the connection with the bugbears. Or the veil in Daunton. Or how to uncover the hidden text on the Screamer.</p><p></p><p></p><p>You mean we're not going to knock them out and torture them?! I thought that was our <em>modus operandi</em>. <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/blush.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":blush:" title="Blush :blush:" data-shortname=":blush:" /></p><p>[/sblock]</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Palindrome projects his voice so the cultists can hear. <span style="color: Gray">"No, no, no. The terms of the contract stated that we were supposed to <em>find</em> Arnest. Nothing about 'saving' or even 'not harming' him."</span></p><p><span style="color: Gray"></span></p><p><span style="color: Gray">"In fact, I suggest that we knock him and the snake lady unconscious, then torture them for interesting information, such as their cult's variation of the Eye of Alarm spell or where the Glasstons hide their valuables. The orc's probably just your typical muscle-bound retard, so he's expendable. The doggie is... uh, a doggie."</span></p><p><span style="color: Gray"></span></p><p><span style="color: Gray">"Now that I think about it. I'm not comfortable hurting a doggie. Could we knock the undead doggie unconscious, too. Then, I could nurse him back to health and train him to love me."</span></p><p><span style="color: Gray"></span></p><p><span style="color: Gray">"To sum up: </span></p><p><span style="color: Gray"> *Snake Lady: Unconscious for torture.</span></p><p><span style="color: Gray"> *Arnest: Unconscious for torture.</span></p><p><span style="color: Gray"> *Doggie: Unconscious for training.</span></p><p><span style="color: Gray"> *Orc: Retard. Hence, expendable."</span></p><p><span style="color: Gray"></span></p><p><span style="color: Gray">"Heck, I doubt the retarded orc can even understand what I'm saying right now."</span></p><p><span style="color: Gray"></span></p><p><span style="color: Gray">"But, on the bright side, we can go back up stairs and kill that elf that we tortured."</span></p><p><span style="color: Gray"></span></p><p><span style="color: Gray">"And hopefully, that elf has children. I'm taking Woe's advice. Life <em>is</em> precious. I'm starting an orphanage."</span></p><p><span style="color: Gray"></span></p><p><span style="color: Gray">"A free-range orphanage."</span></p><p><span style="color: Gray"></span></p><p><span style="color: Gray">"Anyone want to make donations?"</span></p><p></p><p>[sblock=Tander...]</p><p><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />[/sblock]</p><p></p><p>[sblock=About that snake lady...]Is she scaly?</p><p></p><p>Palindrome could use a nice belt.[/sblock]</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Gray">"By the by, that hall over at the end of the room looks suspiciously like an escape route. We should block it, post haste!"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4737843, member: 4413"] [sblock=Final Battle?] Aw, man! I hope not! We still haven't figured out the connection with the bugbears. Or the veil in Daunton. Or how to uncover the hidden text on the Screamer. You mean we're not going to knock them out and torture them?! I thought that was our [I]modus operandi[/I]. :blush: [/sblock] Palindrome projects his voice so the cultists can hear. [COLOR="Gray"]"No, no, no. The terms of the contract stated that we were supposed to [I]find[/I] Arnest. Nothing about 'saving' or even 'not harming' him." "In fact, I suggest that we knock him and the snake lady unconscious, then torture them for interesting information, such as their cult's variation of the Eye of Alarm spell or where the Glasstons hide their valuables. The orc's probably just your typical muscle-bound retard, so he's expendable. The doggie is... uh, a doggie." "Now that I think about it. I'm not comfortable hurting a doggie. Could we knock the undead doggie unconscious, too. Then, I could nurse him back to health and train him to love me." "To sum up: *Snake Lady: Unconscious for torture. *Arnest: Unconscious for torture. *Doggie: Unconscious for training. *Orc: Retard. Hence, expendable." "Heck, I doubt the retarded orc can even understand what I'm saying right now." "But, on the bright side, we can go back up stairs and kill that elf that we tortured." "And hopefully, that elf has children. I'm taking Woe's advice. Life [I]is[/I] precious. I'm starting an orphanage." "A free-range orphanage." "Anyone want to make donations?"[/COLOR] [sblock=Tander...] :D[/sblock] [sblock=About that snake lady...]Is she scaly? Palindrome could use a nice belt.[/sblock] [COLOR="Gray"]"By the by, that hall over at the end of the room looks suspiciously like an escape route. We should block it, post haste!"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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