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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4742440" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p><span style="color: Gray">"****! ****! ****! ****!"</span> screams Palindrome, <span style="color: gray">"They're ****** going to get a-****-way!"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: gray">"Hey, Arm-rest!,"</span> he yells, <span style="color: gray">"I ***** your dead elf girlfriend. Did I mention she was dead?! And I ***** her? And she was ***** dead before we got there? And her ****** apartment was ****** covered in ****** blood, written in ****** Draconic? Kind of odd that your new girlfriend is covered in ****** scales, huh? Bet she ***** speaks ***** Draconic. Bet she was the ***** responsible for your old ***** *****-***** taking a ****** powder. Did you know that, ******?! Huh?! Oh, and in case you ***** forgot, I ***** ***** ***** your ***** elf ***** while her ****** corpse was still warm. Then, I made a ***** sock-puppet from her **** head. Look! I've got a nice ***** swatch of her skin, right here!"</span></p><p></p><p>Palindrome retrieves a bit of elf-hide from his pockets and waves it. (Minor Action.)</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Gray">"And you! Snake Lady! You're so ugly I bet you have to tie a necrotic pork chop around your neck just to get the gravehound to play with you. Is that your face, or did your retard orc boyfriend throw up on your neck?"</span></p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">OOC: Bluff or whatever. <em>Something</em> to keep them from running away or starting them to argue with one another. <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2011752/" target="_blank">Bluff. (1d20+7=24)</a></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">I mean, what skill do I use to tick off people? Diplomacy? I guess I'm technically trying to persuade them to punch Palindrome in the face... </p><p><span style="color: gray">"Oh, and suck on this, *****-munch!"</span></p><p></p><p>Palindrome casts Scorching Burst on the snake lady and Arnest.</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">OOC: <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2011753/" target="_blank">Scorching Burst! (1d20+5=10 v. Arnest, 1d20+5=23 v. Snake Lady, 1d6+4=5 damage)</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4742440, member: 4413"] [COLOR="Gray"]"****! ****! ****! ****!"[/COLOR] screams Palindrome, [COLOR="gray"]"They're ****** going to get a-****-way!"[/COLOR] [COLOR="gray"]"Hey, Arm-rest!,"[/COLOR] he yells, [COLOR="gray"]"I ***** your dead elf girlfriend. Did I mention she was dead?! And I ***** her? And she was ***** dead before we got there? And her ****** apartment was ****** covered in ****** blood, written in ****** Draconic? Kind of odd that your new girlfriend is covered in ****** scales, huh? Bet she ***** speaks ***** Draconic. Bet she was the ***** responsible for your old ***** *****-***** taking a ****** powder. Did you know that, ******?! Huh?! Oh, and in case you ***** forgot, I ***** ***** ***** your ***** elf ***** while her ****** corpse was still warm. Then, I made a ***** sock-puppet from her **** head. Look! I've got a nice ***** swatch of her skin, right here!"[/color] Palindrome retrieves a bit of elf-hide from his pockets and waves it. (Minor Action.) [COLOR="Gray"]"And you! Snake Lady! You're so ugly I bet you have to tie a necrotic pork chop around your neck just to get the gravehound to play with you. Is that your face, or did your retard orc boyfriend throw up on your neck?"[/COLOR] [INDENT]OOC: Bluff or whatever. [I]Something[/I] to keep them from running away or starting them to argue with one another. [url=http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2011752/]Bluff. (1d20+7=24)[/url] I mean, what skill do I use to tick off people? Diplomacy? I guess I'm technically trying to persuade them to punch Palindrome in the face... [/INDENT] [COLOR="gray"]"Oh, and suck on this, *****-munch!"[/COLOR] Palindrome casts Scorching Burst on the snake lady and Arnest. [INDENT]OOC: [url=http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2011753/]Scorching Burst! (1d20+5=10 v. Arnest, 1d20+5=23 v. Snake Lady, 1d6+4=5 damage)[/url][/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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